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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


How is podcaster not #1?

Because CEO, TikTok food reviewer, and sports broadcaster are in the field. 

The one that will get you killed in the first hour with no training is oil rig worker. 

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Because CEO, TikTok food reviewer, and sports broadcaster are in the field. 

The one that will get you killed in the first hour with no training is oil rig worker. 

CEO is easy. Fire people and make people do double duty, drive the short term company profits up and cash out your stock options.

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I use that all the time here in Texas, it's really the only 'local term' I've picked up after living here almost 30 years.  I try not to use it when traveling though, along with " you guys" because one gives me away as a Texan on the Coasts and the other gives me away as a Chicagoan/Yankee to you native Texans.  I have done radio broadcasting specifically because my voice is non-geographically specific, along with voiceover work, reading for the blind, etc.  And my vernacular is generic and fungible to the situation.  I don't use colloquial terminology.  But I've learned my Spanish accent is annoying as fuck to Mexicans.  
You should mix in the aesthetically pleasing "yinz".
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Yea totally don’t understand paying for internet porn. I just don’t get it. I can see any body type, and age, any anything with about 3 clicks. Maybe the only fans customers think they will get lucky and that whore will come to his mom’s basement? No clue why.
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Not just dads, it's anyone that just spent 30 minutes trying to pass a caravan of stupid old fuckers in 50 ft long RVs driving 45mph. 

I can honestly say I’ve never had to wait 30 minutes to pass a car. Maybe 5. But username and such so I get it.
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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


I can honestly say I’ve never had to wait 30 minutes to pass a car. Maybe 5. But username and such so I get it.

Did I say I was trying to pass "a car"? A caravan of 50 ft RVs is not "a car".

Go drive on some 2 lane highways during the summer before you run your mouth.

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16 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Did I say I was trying to pass "a car"? A caravan of 50 ft RVs is not "a car".

Go drive on some 2 lane highways during the summer before you run your mouth.

You mis-typed “a convoy of trucks with their speed governor calibrated to 70.00001 mph, being passed by another truck with its speed governor calibrated to 70.00002 mph.”

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5 minutes ago, nnm said:

You must-typed “a convoy of trucks with their speed governor calibrated to 70.00001 mph, being passed by another truck with its speed governor calibrated to 70.00002 mph.”

And then once you get through that you run into the dreaded daisy chain of 5 vehicles "In Tow"

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6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And then once you get through that you run into the dreaded daisy chain of 5 vehicles "In Tow"


Which you finally get by, after the family truckster in the middle of the line is barely going faster and far from keeping up. And after all that you’re either about to come up on wide load or construction. 

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On 5/4/2024 at 9:02 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Not just dads, it's anyone that just spent 30 minutes trying to pass a caravan of stupid old fuckers in 50 ft long RVs driving 45mph. 

But those of you lucky enough to be travelling alone don't have the kids screaming in the back they're about to piss themselves if you don't pull over right now, even though you keep telling them there's no bathrooms until Buccee's in 15 miles.  Next thing you know, your 3 year old daughter is taking a dump in the men's restroom at a random 7-11 while every damn left lane camper you just passed is cruising by at 5 under the limit.

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