Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[nnm 36356]

 

Could be me in the numbered jersey. Can’t confirm. 

[SurlyBDR 22771]

[nnm 36356]

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

#1 underwater. 
#2 out of water. 

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Poor little Tess Tickle is gonna have a hard time on the playground. 

[YGIFS 19449]

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Could be me in the numbered jersey. Can’t confirm. 

Obviously our society tends to gravitate towards extremes when a middle-of-the-road common sense solution will do just fine.  But this reminds me of my uncle in Chicago.  We'd sit four across in the backseat (my two cousins and me and my sister).  No seatbelts.  And he was probably half in the bag.  and he'd pass back completed cigarettes for one of us on the outboard seats to put out in those old school lincoln ashtrays because he didn't want it stink up the front seat.  So there I am holding a Benson & Hedges still lit cig with no seatbelt on at like age 8.  But then he yells at me to lock the doors because I could fall out at the next on-ramp which he exited going 80mph in a car with no air brakes.  Ah, to a simpler time I suppose...  

[ABSR 5308]

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Could be me in the numbered jersey. Can’t confirm. 

Bubble wrap making it hard for you to tell? 

 But for the pickup truck picture we would be sitting on the side edges of the bed as long as we weren't on the highway.   Those kids have over protective 70's parents.

[SurlyBDR 22771]

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

#1 underwater. 
#2 out of water. 

If a porpoise plays a trumpet in the ocean and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound? 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[SurlyBDR 22771]

[Born to Run 6569]

How will your kids ever see Big Ben that way tho?

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[Kwix 2186]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[WithoutAClue 15341]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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Lol

[Jerry Callo 8699]

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol

13% of the time, they maul the handler.

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[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol

ATTS Breed Statistics

This quote up at the top amuses me...

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The pass-fail rate is not a measure of a breed’s aggression, but rather of each dog’s ability to interact with humans, human situations, and the environment. See a description of the test on the TT Test Description page.

The data presented on our web site is raw data; it is not a scientific study nor is there any statistical significance attached. We have no control over who brings their dog to the test and there is no accurate data as to a dog breed’s population in the US.

...but the 87.6% pass rate isn't even remotely close to 4th best.

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[Incredulity 11659]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol

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2 hours ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

ATTS Breed Statistics

This quote up at the top amuses me...

...but the 87.6% pass rate isn't even remotely close to 4th best.

You got you there your frequency and then over there you got yourself your severity.  I'd take my chances with a 25% aggressive shi tzu or chihuahua over a 5% aggressive pit bull.  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[Bullneck 19073]

14 hours ago, closetohumping said:

That's funny and all but let's contemplate a 4 hour professional even you can get into for $21.

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol

I've petted two pit bulls in the past two days that were total puticas.  But I completely agree with the comments that the sweet ones are sweet but the bad ones are bad (87% love sponge, 13% murderer).  

[fattyflattie 4639]

On 5/15/2024 at 5:14 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Miami airport. Nathan’s hotdog burger stand.  I’ve done it to the same person like 2-3 times on accident.  Fuck me close to home on this one. 

[Bullneck 19073]

21 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Miami airport. Nathan’s hotdog burger stand.  I’ve done it to the same person like 2-3 times on accident.  Fuck me close to home on this one. 

Good job on this post.  No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. It's better that way.

[fattyflattie 4639]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Good job on this post.  No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. It's better that way.

I remember my first margarita night. You’ll feel better in the AM.   Allow me to stupid it for you. There is a woman that looks eerily similar to the one pictured that currently works at the Nathan’s hut at MIA.  But she has a mustache and some sweet chops.  I have accidentally called her ma’am, and got a glance.  Have accidentally said sir, and have gotten a look.  I don’t know what gender this person is but out of habit still say yes ma’am/sir.  Hope that clears it up for you homie. 

Edited May 18 by fattyflattie

[ztejas 43415]

54 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I remember my first margarita night. You’ll feel better in the AM.   Allow me to stupid it for you. There is a woman that looks eerily similar to the one pictured that currently works at the Nathan’s hut at MIA.  But she has a mustache and some sweet chops.  I have accidentally called her ma’am, and got a glance.  Have accidentally said sir, and have gotten a look.  I don’t know what gender this person is but out of habit still say yes ma’am/sir.  Hope that clears it up for you homie. 

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?

[fattyflattie 4639]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?

They have that or a Chili’s, and I travel there every third week or so. 

[ztejas 43415]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

They have that or a Chili’s

[CoTex 1160]

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

They have that or a Chili’s, and I travel there every third week or so. 

They got a Cuban sandwich place there with some mamacitas working the counter.  I don’t call them maam or sir.  
 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34438-d495794-Reviews-La_Carreta-Miami_Florida.html

Edited May 18 by CoTex

[deft 6843]

Ok but what about love field whataburger. What if I think the cashier is a woman but there a little bit of a five’oclock shadow? Do I get the fries or the rings?

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23 minutes ago, CoTex said:

They got a Cuban sandwich place there with some mamacitas working the counter.  I don’t call them maam or sir.  
 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34438-d495794-Reviews-La_Carreta-Miami_Florida.html

I’m going to have to sneak over to concourse D. H and J choices are pretty pathetic. 

[Superhero 8828]

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They have that or a Chili’s, and I travel there (Miami) every third week or so. 

My condolences. Miami can get flattened by a class 10 hurricane and I would cheer for Mother Nature. 

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[thunderlounge 7815]

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?

Apparently he likes weiners. In abundance. NTTAWWT.

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5 hours ago, Superhero said:

My condolences. Miami can get flattened by a class 10 hurricane and I would cheer for Mother Nature. 

I already liked you as a poster but comments like this just move you further up my list.

[Covri 6246]

22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Apparently he likes weiners. In abundance. NTTAWWT.

Ambiguously gendered wieners at that.

[Longboard Horn 40297]

[YGIFS 19449]

All of these fast casual restaurant gender stories remind me of “Delirious”

Goddammit Gus, your wife ain’t No Puerto Rican working at Nathan’s or Popeye’s at the airport.  She got a fucking mustache, Gus.  She ain’t a cashier, she a goddamn BigFoot.  Can’t cook or take an order.  But I bet she can climb the fuck out tree though.  

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