Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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12 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

You can make a Nun 'explode' if you upped your sex game.  You may be impotent. 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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15 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

2,1

Unless you’re into the dominatrix thing, then 1,2. 
 

Or if you’re into cosplay with Meryl Streep. 

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Good times

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1974 Taylor would get it.

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Also, microwave a penny to make a mini-penny.  

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The taco.

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Tequila 

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Donkey shows 

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Takin ah jerbs

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Ensalada Cesar 

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On 6/4/2024 at 9:35 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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john hammond was a saint.

 

On 6/7/2024 at 8:30 AM, BrickHorn said:

Fuck this racist bullshit. 

you good?

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I mean…that’s a song I might oughta have put up a time or two. It’s a bit odd when heavy carcass parts fall out when they dump the can.

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Who’s the mate?!

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You laugh, but a couple years ago...we're at my cousin's place in Dripping Springs for Easter brunch after church.  They've got some neighbors over who are of a 'different' philosophical stripe.  And he says something very similar to this, not exactly but pretty close.  And this was back when I was drinking so I couldn't help myself.  "Uh, we're in that salvation period where we thank Jesus.  The Sunday of the Resurrection to the Sunday of Pentacost.  It's 50 days."

With no sense of irony, or knowledge, the dude says, "50 days isn't a month, 30 is!"  

Being stupid voluntarily should be a sin.  

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4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cut her up and still called her fat.