Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Narrator: It was

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Has anyone seen my shoe polish?

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Go on....

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It’s piss

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

In Thailand they charge extra $2 for that. 

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18 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I saw an older gentleman one time here in OKC that had the exact tattoo. It was probably 12 years ago. I snapped a picture of it. 

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

did nintendo have memory? 

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Dont think so. I remember the option to save on zelda being groundbreaking.

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did nintendo have memory? 

Technically yes but not how you mean.

They had like 4kb of ram and 4kb of video ram.

No storage tho. That’s why some of the fancier games came with save batteries built into the cartridge like the Zelda, dragon warrior and baseball simulator games.

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Been waiting for a revival of Dragon Warrior. Game was a blast. 

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21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We're just going to ignore them cooking steaks to 200 degrees?

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We’re not ignoring it, we’re thrilled by it!!

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38 minutes ago, Okie State said:

We're just going to ignore them cooking steaks to 200 degrees?

110, then 45 seconds on each side on a hot cast iron skillet with a splash of avocado oil. 

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2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Been waiting for a revival of Dragon Warrior. Game was a blast. 

https://www.techradar.com/gaming/consoles-pc/dragon-quest-3-hd-2d-remake-launches-this-year-for-pc-and-console-dragon-quest-1-and-2-hd-2d-remake-announced-for-2025

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On 9/19/2024 at 5:56 PM, closetohumping said:

I thought you’d have to pay extra for that.

 

sorry … @Superhero covered this joke.

Getting squirted on does cost more $…. Or so I’m told

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

110, then 45 seconds on each side on a hot cast iron skillet with a splash of avocado oil. 

 

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This gem popped up as an ad in one of my feeds. “Sorry I fucked all your friends, but I’m not a whore, I have a medical condition”

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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A burnt steak?  
 

And I have and recommend that thermapen.

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On 9/18/2024 at 9:27 PM, Elvis said:

Freshman position coach (not head freshmen coach) plus Texas History. And drivers ed.  Nailed it!

 

this was supposed to quote the belly teacher question

Texas History is a 7th grade course.

I never taught drivers ed either.

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