Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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[Longboard Horn 40,841]

[tbone_ 14,254]

This is a lie. She’ll text wyd at 2:15 am and he’ll be there in 7 minutes.

[futureman 22,565]

who’s Ian?

[SurlyBDR 22,893]

Just now, futureman said:

who’s Ian?

The guy with a belly full of prongles and dr perky

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[thunderlounge 8,029]

At least she didn’t have to cook. Be grateful. 

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[Vic Mackey 47,301]

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27 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

[smuggs 9,354]

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@tx 3 putt can confirm?

 

[Superhero 8,888]

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Wow. Do not besmirch a FD RX-7 by comparing it with a Ford Contour.

That particular Mazda was absolutely beautiful, even by today’s standards. 

[Vic Mackey 47,301]

Nurses, RN's, MA's, DA's are some of the biggest hoes. @Zepol87 can confirm,

[Zepol87 9,263]

Hell yea man those were good times. A couple of them are “realtors” now also 

[MissingInAction 25,298]

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Nurses, RN's, MA's, DA's are some of the biggest hoes. @Zepol87 can confirm,

I can also confirm.

If you fuck well they will pass you around like a good joint.

Edited October 23 by MissingInAction

[smuggs 9,354]

32 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Wow. Do not besmirch a FD RX-7 by comparing it with a Ford Contour.

That particular Mazda was absolutely beautiful, even by today’s standards. 

That’s a 3rd gen Taurus my friend. I drove one for a couple years, although mine was in the highly sought-after “tan” color way.

 

[Longboard Horn 40,841]

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30 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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39 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Pennywise eggs sequence state 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Clown carton WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?!? the three possible conclusions to a story posted in the shart thread.

[nnm 36,837]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Bozo doesn’t even matter?

Krusty doesn’t even matter?

Homey doesn’t even matter?

Clown doesn’t even matter?

[SurlyBDR 22,893]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Bozo dozen even matter?

Krusty dozen even matter?

Homey dozen even matter?

Clown dozen even matter?

Fify

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On 10/22/2024 at 3:26 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Couple months? It's a supe!

[GoPokes83 2,240]

Nope. A pee can is something you keep under the bed, according to my grandmother, who was a direct descendant from and two generations away from the Old Three Hundred.

They had can in the old 300 days? Granny was just lazy and making shit up.

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[WithoutAClue 15,546]

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[MissingInAction 25,298]

19 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

But can you fuck a coconut?

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17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

But can you fuck a coconut?

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Wow

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[futureman 22,565]

tuna's not a bad sandwich but that's an obvious choice.