Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 46987]

I'll come visit you, Mom

[ztejas 43388]

On 10/24/2024 at 3:24 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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PBJ. Just because I almost never eat them. 

[ztejas 43388]

17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

He just Joe now.

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[Longboard Horn 40214]

20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

He on her likes and her man on her nerves. They are not the same. 

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What the fuck?! Most of these are not Nu Metal 

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'll come visit you, Mom

Dig her ass up.  

[General Specific 3243]

I'll come visit you, Mom

Where do I drop off her urn?

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[futureman 22440]

On 10/26/2024 at 12:04 AM, ztejas said:

PBJ. Just because I almost never eat them. 

this says a lot about your character that, to be honest, I already knew.  

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

On 10/25/2024 at 1:56 PM, jetsfan76 said:

We're not going to fall for the banana in the sandworm.

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

My kids prefer PB and Honey.  We don't even carry Jelly in stock anymore.

[Prepuce of Doom 21041]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

My kids prefer PB and Honey.  We don't even carry Jelly in stock anymore.

Your kids either have their shit together and can be trusted to competently eat difficult foods without making a goddamn mess, or else I would hate having to touch anything in your house. 

There's no honey in our house - perhaps we'll be able to handle the responsibility in another decade or so. 

Edited October 27 by Prepuce of Doom

[Pdawg88 1115]

On 10/26/2024 at 7:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:

What the fuck?! Most of these are not Nu Metal 

I wish I was born in June. 

[Bullneck 19062]

[nnm 36274]

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

A Dutch friend did a presentation for us a few years ago. The theme that tied it all together was a guy named van hghohgh (kind of a gutteral phlegm-clearing sound on both sides of the short o).  
We had no idea who he was talking about until the conclusion, when he put up a picture of the dude above, who we call “van Go” (hard g, long o).  
I had no idea we pronounced it completely wrong. 

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[Kennythetiger 9365]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

this says a lot about your character that, to be honest, I already knew.  

Are you usually not honest?  

[SurlyBDR 22718]

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Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham

 

[SurlyBDR 22718]

There was no description or anything on this post I saw from a random account that fb decided needed to be in my feed. Just a picture. I have no idea who took it or where it was taken... but, I have a guess. 

[thunderlounge 7788]

You didn’t put that in the aggy thread where it belongs?

[SurlyBDR 22718]

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

You didn’t put that in the aggy thread where it belongs?

Of course I did (after you reminded me to)

[deft 6808]

 
Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham
 

Tom Herman says hold my beer

[futureman 22440]

17 minutes ago, deft said:

Tom Herman says hold my beer

 

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[rage-a-holic 4330]

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham

 

Donkey sperm? Or sperm from dudes in Houston? Several guys I don't know are asking.

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[SquishMitten 10403]

On 10/23/2024 at 10:06 PM, nnm said:

Bozo doesn’t even matter?

Krusty doesn’t even matter?

Homey doesn’t even matter?

Clown doesn’t even matter?

Sing the prompt

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