Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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On 10/28/2024 at 9:43 PM, SurlyBDR said:

And how do you know it works?

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7 hours ago, nnm said:

has run 

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

@SHOOTER12?

Wrong leg, too young, too ugly

Edited 23 hours ago by SHOOTER12

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On 10/28/2024 at 9:36 PM, SurlyBDR said:

God fucking damn that dude is down bad.

Love that non-personalized is twice as much.

Hey - dickcheese - no one is selling or buying your worthless autograph. You aren't Barry Bonds. 

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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HIS SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW HE MARRIED THAT?!

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16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

HIS SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW HE MARRIED THAT?!

Mine is at the bottom of the ocean, and I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole.

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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43 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

Mine is at the bottom of the ocean, and I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole.

 

Username checks out

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Yes sir

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Yes please

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22 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Perfect. Seems like most of surly is into butt stuff. Good for you guys, let your freak flags fly. 

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47 minutes ago, nnm said:

“Epic shit we see on Facebook”

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31 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I guess if you like lighting stuff on fire that might be a decent grab. 

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It's really difficult to pick out the desperate ones of those couples. 

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Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. 

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6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It's really difficult to pick out the desperate ones of those couples. 

As my dad often liked to remark upon seeing these sorts of couples in public, "water finds its level." 

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Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

As my dad often liked to remark upon seeing these sorts of couples in public, "water finds its level." 

The reality is that those pics are somewhat representative of the general population. To paraphrase George Carlin, think about how ugly the average person is and then realize that half the population is uglier than that. 
And those folks are having at least as much sex and as many babies as the rest of y’all. 

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53 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. 

Either silverbacks and grizzlies or silverbacks and crocs (or gators or wev those are)

Edited 12 hours ago by ztejas

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Ok, I guess we’re doing this… again. 
 

Rats and the sniper.

10000 rats

That’s an average of 225 rats per target, with exception for the eagles and they only need one.

I fill the eagle rats with poison.

The 9950 rats remaining split up into ~225/squad and attack the 44 remaining targets, as the sniper takes them out.

 

Game. Set. Match. 

Edited 12 hours ago by thunderlounge

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And I don't feel bad at all. Get the fuck off the road if you can't drive properly

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