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[MissingInAction 24267]

On 10/29/2024 at 10:23 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Just don't run into my ankles you fucking cunts.

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp. Don't need you DIY dipshits running around with a thousand pounds of shit you don't know how to use.

Edited yesterday at 02:10 AM by MissingInAction

[ScottS 1041]

17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

It is good to have the proper items ready to go when disposing of the dead hooker's body.  Although I would suggest purchasing the needed materials from different locations as to not arouse suspicion.

[jetsfan76 643]

3 minutes ago, ScottS said:

It is good to have the proper items ready to go when disposing of the dead hooker's body.  Although I would suggest purchasing the needed materials from different locations as to not arouse suspicion.

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

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[tbone_ 13969]

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

Use the dead girls credit card

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[MissingInAction 24267]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Use the dead girls credit card

Amateur.

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5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

Might want a shovel too

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[nnm 35478]

8 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Use the dead girls credit card

This is a brilliant suggestion.  For maximum effect, turn toward the security camera and smile when you’re checking out using her credit card. 

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[Incredulity 11141]

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm in there for duct tape, rope, and a tarp.

no quick lime?...

 

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15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah dawg I don't live in the fucking woods. 

[MissingInAction 24267]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

no quick lime?...

 

That's what Lady Bird lake is for.

I learned from the best @Nicole44

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10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That's what Lady Bird lake is for.

I learned from the best @Nicole44

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

And I don't feel bad at all. Get the fuck off the road if you can't drive properly

 

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Dog??

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dawg?

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4 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

excellent 

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18 hours ago, futureman said:

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

Nah 

 

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1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Nah 

 

movie?

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The fridge sticking out so far from the left side cabinet/oven and not opening to the right drives me crazy.