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28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!

Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.

LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."

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If you haven’t stayed in a motel where each room had a sign on the mirror that said “please do not clean fish or birds in sink,” then you haven’t hit the garden spots of Texas like I have.
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Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!
Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.
LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."


It’s micturation.
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On 10/30/2024 at 12:44 PM, nnm said:

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Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. 

Agree on the rats. Nothing can stop 1,000 rats swarming their body biting and clawing.

For the other, I’d probably go with hawks. Airborne attacks are hard to fend off. 

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On 10/30/2024 at 7:25 PM, jetsfan76 said:

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

 

On 10/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, tbone_ said:


Use the dead girls credit card

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:04 AM, futureman said:

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:05 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Might want a shovel too

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