Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

It's called the Golden Nugget Lake Charles. Even includes fat drunk guy in the pic.

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The spoiler'd content is only for @Vic Mackey only y'all:

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I must have missed this in the Ewers thread with all of the bullshit in there:

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I know where this motel is, and have stayed there many times. 
 

Sign is real, or was. Haven’t been there in a good while, but probably still there or they have a new one. 

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Thought this was KD for a sec

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Damn lol

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Absolutely. Gtfo my screen

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7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!

Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.

LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

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28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!

Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.

LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."

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11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Just wondering how this person knows what "minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass" tastes like.  Seems oddly specific...

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If you haven’t stayed in a motel where each room had a sign on the mirror that said “please do not clean fish or birds in sink,” then you haven’t hit the garden spots of Texas like I have.

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!
Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.
LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."

It’s micturation.

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On 10/30/2024 at 12:44 PM, nnm said:

 

Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. 

Agree on the rats. Nothing can stop 1,000 rats swarming their body biting and clawing.

For the other, I’d probably go with hawks. Airborne attacks are hard to fend off. 

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On 10/30/2024 at 7:25 PM, jetsfan76 said:

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

 

On 10/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, tbone_ said:

Use the dead girls credit card

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:04 AM, futureman said:

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:05 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Might want a shovel too

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On 11/1/2024 at 5:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Isaac is ripped. Bet he does CrossFit. 

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It’s micturation.

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1 hour ago, demos said:

movie misquote.  shit grinds my gears. 

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Uhhh no

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh no

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh no

sure, mexican christmas is the 24th night so the 25th day of is just extra time off.

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