Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Jerry Callo 8703]

I had an IBM PC Jr that used a basic cartridge - whatever the fuck that was. 

[Kennythetiger 9383]

11 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

Shit, I 'member going into school extra early so I could play Shadowgate on our Apple 2's

Oregon Trail, yo. 

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[tbone_ 14123]

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Whatever. I’m at least this old

[Superhero 8830]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m Windows 3.1 old.

Windows 3.1 was installed ON TOP of DOS. 

Edited November 6 by Superhero

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

PLATO, bitches. 

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[General Specific 3261]

I’m this old. Basic for the win!

[Nole-4-Life 804]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

November now and have fan on and AC on at night

3 fans...year round.

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[baboso 6056]

Fortran, you puppies.

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14 hours ago, General Specific said:

I’m this old. Basic for the win!

322-page programming textbook & operating manual.

Yikes.

[Superhero 8830]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I went camping a few weekends ago with some other dads and sons. The dad responsible for dinner fucked up the steak. Perfect ribeyes cooked to a medium, medium well.

My son was excited at first when he heard we were having steak, but mid-meal he came up to me and gave me his plate. “Dad, I won’t want this steak, it’s not good.”

Around 9, he came to me and said he was hungry. When I told him to eat some of of the leftover steak, he got mad.

”I’M NOT EATING THAT STEAK! IT’S OVERCOOKED!”

 

I was so proud of him at the moment. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[deft 6849]

Huh, well this is awkward. I’ll let my kids know they’re actually supposed to be picking this shit up that they’re leaving all over the house. Apparently nobody but me knew.

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Wow!!

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Facts

[Kennythetiger 9383]

Yep. Many kitchen-table talks. “If you boys tell us the truth you won’t be in trouble.”  
Two minutes later my brother and me are being whipped with an extension cord. 

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

That’s assault, brotha

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