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54 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't think my kids have ever eaten a bologna sandwich, and I don't think I ever had a sandwich that wasn't bologna until I was like 11.

No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.

Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.

NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.

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5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.

Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.

NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.

You nasty.

Seriously. That’s repulsive.

I’ll take that super poor baloney over pb&m any day.

you remember that stuff that had the plastic rings on every slice…. 

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No baloney, it's just sawdust and pink slime scooped off the floor at the meat packers' plants.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise on wheat.
NOTE: Hellman's only, none of that Mackrel Whip junk.
Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always.

My neighbor used to eat peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. I was drunk enough to try one...it tasted exactly like what you would think a peanut butter and miracle whip sammich tastes like.
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11 minutes ago, Paco said:

Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always.

My neighbor used to eat peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. I was drunk enough to try one...it tasted exactly like what you would think a peanut butter and miracle whip sammich tastes like.

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On 11/10/2024 at 2:06 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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This is me first time I took a gummy, it didn't hit immediately because I didn't know how it worked. Took like 3-4 more thinking I was just more tolerant than most and I literally tripped like nothing I have ever experienced before. I was already buzzed from some beers. From what I remember, I ended up dropping a chip or something on the kitchen floor, and in finding said chip it turned into me hiding from the cartel until I escaped to the bathroom where I showered and was scrubbing the scent off me to not get caught. I was looking out the bathroom window thinking they were just outside and was developing an escape plan...I don't fuck with editables anymore since, give me a beer and whiskey instead please. 

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