Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[futureman 22510]

1 hour ago, Texasborn91 said:

Don’t even respond 

you sound like a freeloader who would go to a dinner party and not pay for their own damn food.  are you between jobs?

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[Vic Mackey 47093]

is the sarcasm coming through?  I hope so. 

Absolutely not. Don't host a party if you can't afford to set it up. Sounds like losers who want to up charge their own family for hosting a party. I've never heard of this in my life for a family get together. Every one chips in by bringing sides and drinks. Might as well go to a restaurant and have every one pay themselves if they want to go this route.

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[WithoutAClue 15397]

[nnm 36481]

2 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

False. 

[ABSR 5320]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

that doesn’t matter.  I will charge for the price of the groceries and the time/labor of hosting a dinner party plus the clean-up.  I don’t run a charity.  

Are you concerned your personality was not enough to keep people away?   

[Vic Mackey 47093]

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[futureman 22510]

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

Are you concerned your personality was not enough to keep people away?   

that’s pretty rude. 

I’m canceling your invite. 

[SquishMitten 10421]

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don’t have a problem with the concept. Coordinating all the sides, drinks, desserts, ice, etc is a huge PITA. Then if somebody cancels last minute (or shows up really late) and they were responsible for something important, it screws up everything. I’d have no problem with this arrangement other than the fucking cost. $10-$15/person MAX is perfectly acceptable. That’s about what most people would be paying anyway, and now they don’t have to do any of the work. The more I think about it, the more I like this idea.

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[futureman 22510]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

$10-$15/person MAX is perfectly acceptable.

not sure you understand the concept of “hosting”.

if you don’t want to host then don’t host. 

[SurlyBDR 22814]

[Vic Mackey 47093]

Kinky

 

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[Vic Mackey 47093]

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[Macanudo 12999]

22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

The ultimate bug out location for Surlyites.

[deft 6859]

What if Josef has no slab? Cry?

[tfoolry 8222]

I’m gonna need a few Ambiens among other things to sleep tonight without nightmares.  

[thunderlounge 7893]

7 minutes ago, deft said:

What if Josef has no slab? Cry?

 

of course

[SurlyBDR 22814]

10 minutes ago, deft said:

What if Josef has no slab? Cry?

Geronimo new slab tight tho

[SurlyBDR 22814]

6 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I’m gonna need a few Ambiens among other things to sleep tonight without nightmares.  

 

But also, @tfoolry on his computer:

[tfoolry 8222]

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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wow, lot of posters born after 2005 here.

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[ABSR 5320]

21 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s pretty rude. 

I’m canceling your invite. 

Well then you’re not getting my $40!

[ABSR 5320]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

wow, lot of posters born after 2005 here.

If you don’t like this post Jesus died for nothing!

[SurlyBDR 22814]

[futureman 22510]

call me crazy

 

 

 

but that might be good.

[rage-a-holic 4417]

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

call me crazy

 

 

 

but that might be good.

It's called a British breakfast taco

[thunderlounge 7893]

47 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

It's called a British breakfast taco

 

Is that like a Portuguese Breakfast, or a Cleveland Steamer?

[Vic Mackey 47093]

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[Kennythetiger 9411]

30 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I don’t know, but I am damn glad they did. 
How about the first person to suck on a cow’s tit?  

[futureman 22510]

30 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

How about the first person to suck on a cow’s tit?  

you did that as a baby, no?

hey-ohhhhh

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[SurlyGator 867]

14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I'm going to need some old white guy translation on this one...

[thunderlounge 7893]

18 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

I'm going to need some old white guy translation on this one...

you’re a lightweight, hit your vape “too much”, and now feel funny sitting in your living room. 

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