Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47950]

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[SurlyBDR 23150]

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I could not find the bum fights thread, but it fits here too.....this reminds me of the recent TxStreetFights video where people are fighting and some DUDE jumps in to twerk for the camera

[Vic Mackey 47950]

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[MissingInAction 25554]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Fuck!

Or younger.

[nnm 37895]

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[Superhero 9016]

Dude… you gotta spoiler that shit.

 

[BearSchlong 8238]

Blotter on a potter?

[SurlyBDR 23150]

7 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Blotter on a potter?

[Longboard Horn 41350]

On 12/15/2024 at 4:29 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I have a coworker who watches those Hallmark holiday movies with his wife. IDK how he does it. Once you've seen one with Jessica Lowndes or Lacey Chabert you've basically seen em all. 

[WithoutAClue 16113]

[Incredulity 11874]

19 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

[BearSchlong 8238]

Seriously, I can’t figure it out. Some help?

[SurlyBDR 23150]

22 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Seriously, I can’t figure it out. Some help?

You had it right, just backwards lol. It's Potter on a blotter

[SurlyBDR 23150]

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[Vic Mackey 47950]

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[PvilleStang 2983]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Don't forget Nuclear, Burnet, Manchaca, Elgin, and New Braunfels.

[nnm 37895]

32 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't forget Nuclear, Burnet, Manchaca, Elgin, and New Braunfels.

Pecan

[nnm 37895]

[baboso 6105]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah, and I need you to shave your armpits.

[futureman 22691]

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't forget Nuclear, Burnet, Manchaca, Elgin, and New Braunfels.

“new bronze-fulls”

[General Specific 3507]

Gonna need them to complete certain phrases as well:

______ and purposes.

I ______ care less.

It just _____ the mind.

[MissingInAction 25554]

3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

We're all waiting to die.

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

14 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Gonna need them to complete certain phrases as well:

______ and purposes.

I ______ care less.

It just _____ the mind.

Porpoises

usually 

rots

Edited Tuesday at 06:15 PM by Prepuce of Doom
Uncapitalized where appropriate in case that's part of the test.

[closetohumping 17803]

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[GhostOfTomJoad 9508]

The I sushi decal on the bottom left is a nice touch.

[Kennythetiger 9618]

That guy seems really, really high-maintenance. 

[BearSchlong 8238]

I need that “dilf’n ain’t easy” sticker.

[WithoutAClue 16113]

[Kennythetiger 9618]

Do you guys really have an Interstate 69?  

[thunderlounge 8407]

Dude

[MissingInAction 25554]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Lol because true?

[Cousin Strawberry 1273]

7 hours ago, General Specific said:

Gonna need them to complete certain phrases as well:

______ and purposes.

I ______ care less.

It just _____ the mind.

I have heard the 2nd and 3rd uttered incorrectly but how do they  fuck up the first one?

[Okie State 3889]

9 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I have heard the 2nd and 3rd uttered incorrectly but how do they  fuck up the first one?

All intensive purposes

[Vic Mackey 47950]

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[Dnaguy 12612]

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Mamma Mia.

[Vic Mackey 47950]

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[Superhero 9016]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I get February, library and Worcestershire… but what about the other words?

[Dnaguy 12612]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Do you guys really have an Interstate 69?  

Yep.

But it’s still hasn’t reached its much anticipated completion

The huge amount of TxDOT effort, and its somewhat awkward positioning within the state has made it a stop and start affair

And when TxDOT tries to build in long stretches, you find that you have to contend with Dibolls (or cities like it).

But as you work your way south there are actually 3 different alignments that gives great relief to the valley.

[Jerry Callo 8958]

13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Yep.

But it’s still hasn’t reached its much anticipated completion

The huge amount of TxDOT effort, and its somewhat awkward positioning within the state has made it a stop and start affair

And when TxDOT tries to build in long stretches, you find that you have to contend with Dibolls (or cities like it).

But as you work your way south there are actually 3 different alignments that gives great relief to the valley.

Incredible.

[Vic Mackey 47950]