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9 hours ago, futureman said:

this list is missing a contender for #1

sunrise beer

Other needed on the list:

Yard work beer 

Handyman task / weekend tinkering beer

Covert Yeti cup beer at child’s sporting event / recital 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sorry that you're not man enough to grow hair

this hurts me on a personal level but is also misinformed as DHT is one of (the?) main causes of hair loss in men. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Other needed on the list:

Yard work beer 

Handyman task / weekend tinkering beer

Covert Yeti cup beer at child’s sporting event / recital 

Helping friends move beer is elite tier. Can't believe it didn't make the top 10.

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Rude to assume their genders.

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Just curious about the level of intrusion from others - did you and your crew also just drink freely from any random house's hose if the need arose? Or was that a bridge too far? 

I can't conceive of today's kids just rolling up to a stranger's house, turning on the hose, drinking, turning it off, and moving on. Same goes for just wantonly cutting through yards - front, back, side, fenced - didn't fucking matter sometimes. Launching (and losing, and searching for) model rockets just gave us carte blanche to go whenever the hell we wanted, but there were other times when I would cut straight through a block for no other reason than my own convenience. 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Just curious about the level of intrusion from others - did you and your crew just drink freely from any random house's hose if the need arose? Or was that a bridge too far? 

I can't conceive of today's kids just rolling up to a stranger's house, turning on the hose, drinking, turning it off, and moving on. Same goes for just wantonly cutting through yards - front, back, side, fenced - didn't fucking matter sometimes. Launching (and losing, and searching for) model rockets just gave us carte blanche to go whenever the hell we wanted, but there were other times when I would cut straight through a block for no other reason than my own convenience. 

 Don't think we drank from strangers'  hoses - mainly because there weren't any strangers as such nearby... also don't recall stopping for a slurp on the way to or from the  ball field unless someone was watering, and we'd ask for a drink or he'd offer one if we were all hot and sweaty. Any place not fenced was free game for passage. 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Just curious about the level of intrusion from others - did you and your crew just drink freely from any random house's hose if the need arose? Or was that a bridge too far? 

I can't conceive of today's kids just rolling up to a stranger's house, turning on the hose, drinking, turning it off, and moving on. Same goes for just wantonly cutting through yards - front, back, side, fenced - didn't fucking matter sometimes. Launching (and losing, and searching for) model rockets just gave us carte blanche to go whenever the hell we wanted, but there were other times when I would cut straight through a block for no other reason than my own convenience. 

hose water is communal.  yes, any neighborhood hose was fair game for a drink. 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Just curious about the level of intrusion from others - did you and your crew just drink freely from any random house's hose if the need arose? Or was that a bridge too far? 

I can't conceive of today's kids just rolling up to a stranger's house, turning on the hose, drinking, turning it off, and moving on. Same goes for just wantonly cutting through yards - front, back, side, fenced - didn't fucking matter sometimes. Launching (and losing, and searching for) model rockets just gave us carte blanche to go whenever the hell we wanted, but there were other times when I would cut straight through a block for no other reason than my own convenience. 

I once saw a girl from my high school hanging out in the rival school's hang out spot.  She was drunk as shit and this was not going to end well for her.  My friend and I grabbed her and told her we were taking her home. She ended up puking all over herself in my car.  Some how it only got on her.  Once we got to her neighborhood, we stopped at a neighbors house and proceeded to hose the puke from all over herself.  We dropped her off at her house and rang the doorbell.  We watched from a distance as her mom recovered her from the porch.  I don't even think she ever said "thanks".  Bitch.

But, yes, random garden hoses were in play for a variety of reasons. 

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Very close to home, it hits.

I believe I had the pleasure of meeting her mother on the Upper Deck of a stretched KLM 747-200 a number of years ago. 

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On 2/7/2025 at 5:03 PM, Tex Long said:

I had a nice drink of hose water yesterday. It was nice and cold... the air temp was 88. 

Fuck me it was 25 in NY.

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