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1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s not, you’ve just destroyed your brain with a porn addiction. 

I mean if you change one letter it becomes hilarious. 

Quit projecting.

Posted
10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Over/under on how many of those sticks have been up his butt?

 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

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There's a reason for the phrase "shitty end of the stick"...

 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, futureman said:

it's a relatively common biblical utterance.  maybe you never went to sunday school.

I get your shtick but you're coming on a little strong right now. Maybe go back to the lab for some adjustments. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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How do you think bananas foster was invented? 

 

I've got a banana, a stick of butter, and half a bag of brown sugar that's been in the pantry for 3 years. 

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On 2/16/2025 at 8:33 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

She has suffered/still suffers(?) from a variety of mental illnesses and, at least based on the last pictures I've seen of her, looks quite strange. 

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You thinkin' makeup, we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face”

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Get her to the vet now and swab her mouth to identify the bacteria in her saliva. When she bites someone (and she will), that information will be critical in finding the best antibiotic to treat their infection. Time is of the essence.

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43 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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one of my roommates in college always left paper dingleberries on the seat after wiping his ass.  it disgusted me so much that since then I always reflexively wipe down the seat every time after I drop a deuce. 

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