Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Guest Lobo]

Oh that's just delightful.  Is that why they're standing together?  I thought maybe because it's been killing Mexicans I know.  

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

Vic, gotdamnit, start spoilering that shit....going to get some eye-bleach.  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[ButtFumble 5165]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Jade finally got that flat screen hung!

[SurlyBDR 22770]

No CR

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[Okie State 3815]

That's some quality engineering right there.

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

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58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I love this post!  One sentence doesn't have jack shit to do with the other...or the next...brilliant!

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4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Um, mounts are cheap and readily available on Amazon. Fuck these people are dumb. 

Gotta defend this one.  Tacky...sure.  Cheap and easy for someone who knows what they're doing...fuck yeah!

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On ‎10‎/‎28‎/‎2018 at 11:46 PM, Vic Mackey said:

@Zepol87, she seems on a mission after y'all split haha

Pretty much would either way...just sayin...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

I don't see any difference in the two.  They both look like a can of Pillsbury biscuits to me.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

I want one of those

[deft 6842]

Owning them has been illegal for some time now jerk

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[Buffsoldier 1895]

#1 - No it isn't.

#2 - I'd like to explore Cleoptra's Nile Delta

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[JohnnyShotgun 34]

She's got a point you know.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[Matuka 1310]

Welcome to the jungle...

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Think again, toots.

 

[PvilleStang 2875]

Fleshlight, flashlight, whatever it takes...

[SurlyBDR 22770]

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[Buffsoldier 1895]

Good way to get your garage door/front door/car/driveway slathered in condiments. 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[SHOOTER12 8800]

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I would hate to be the person who was being watched.

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16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... you could have cut this down to 3 sentences, total max. 

Let me help.

Dude in a bad way from life shit heads to a bar. Hooks up with some crazy bitch at her house and she goes full nutter starts talking marriage after. He heads downstairs where all his shit and keys are located and then snakes her left over shitty food out the fridge on the way out.

Also: Dude hooks up with crazy ho at bar, steals her shitty food on the way out the door. 

Yeah I read it thinking it was going to be some type of pay off. Like he found out that was his cousin or one of his friend's girlfriends or something to that nature.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Reagan1k 3024]

All I see is an eye-test chart.  Was she trying to make a point about something?

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[CooterBrown 18004]

Glad to barely make the “nice” cut. What are the numbers for an erect penis?