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On 4/15/2025 at 7:33 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Fred G. Sanford and it ain't even close.

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Which sign is funnier?

7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

May be an image of text that says 'NOTICE ALL TRUCK DRIVERS MUST REMAIN BY AND/OR AND INSIDE THE TRUCK WHILE THE TRUCK IS BEING UNLOADED. TRUCK DRIVERS ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO WALK AROUND HE PLANET UNESCORTED, CAUTION BUILDING MATERIAL CONTAINS ASBESTOS crat 載間 LA'

 

 

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I was stationed in S Korea while in the Army. Always remembered the difference in beef noodles, P or K, so I always associated K with the K-9 police dogs. K meant DOG my whole year there.

Hook’em!!!

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Let he who hasn’t had too much to drink and passed out before taking meat off the pit cast the first stone. 

Living alone in a dumpy apartment complex the year after undergrad, I passed out with a Hungry Man pot pie in the oven (one of those gigantic things that requires an hour or more in the oven - terrible drunk food, obviously) and awoke hours later to my apartment not exactly filling with smoke, but definitely containing smoke. 

I turned off the oven, opened the doors and windows, and got ready for work. 

When leaving, I placed the cooled and remarkably solid and hefty carbonized disc on the porch chair of my downstairs neighbors, the same miscreants I had been up all night drinking with. 

When I came home that evening, I discovered the used-to-be pot pie had been bolted to my steel front door with a sizeable metal screw driven right through the center. 

Good times.

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