Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And to affirm that something is good, you say “bare bra.”  

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Loved this program as a kid

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Well if Pizza Hut would reopen buffets with red plastic cups and old school pac man game arcade game, we can start turning this thing around

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57 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Well if Pizza Hut would reopen buffets with red plastic cups and old school pac man game arcade game, we can start turning this thing around

The judges would also accept: Ms Pac-Man, Baby Pac-Man, and the Pac-Man hybrid Pinball as well. 

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28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My wife wants to know where that machine is now…?  

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57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Should be the other way around.  My paycheck looks a lot lighter after uncle sam gets his cut.

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40 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Should be the other way around.  My paycheck looks a lot lighter after uncle sam gets his cut.

I don’t think they’re taking away from her bank account. They’re adding to it.  I assume “taxes” means April 15…. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Odds that a female student used it for something else?

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5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

The judges would also accept: Ms Pac-Man, Baby Pac-Man, and the Pac-Man hybrid Pinball as well. 

If there is no Galaga then I am not interested.

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That’s not how taxes work. 

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13 minutes ago, ScottS said:

If there is no Galaga then I am not interested.

Joust sayin “what up?”

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That’s not how taxes work. 

I believe that in the parlance of those for which this thread is generated (dumbasses posting on Facebook), taxes refers to tax refund for overpayment.

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On 10/9/2024 at 6:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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If she was in the US, she be lucky to see the inside of a prison. They’d probably mace her first, then taze her for giggles, put a knee on the back her neck and beat her with nightstick to make sure she “stops resisting”. After she’s in the squad car, they’d taze her one more time for talking back. 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Loved this program as a kid

 

7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Well if Pizza Hut would reopen buffets with red plastic cups and old school pac man game arcade game, we can start turning this thing around

We stopped at the Pizza Hut Classic in Hempstead on a road trip recently and they honored the Book It certificates my kids had earned. Also had a PacMan. Need one closer to my house.

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48 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

If she was in the US, she be lucky to see the inside of a prison. They’d probably mace her first, then taze her for giggles, put a knee on the back her neck and beat her with nightstick to make sure she “stops resisting”. After she’s in the squad car, they’d taze her one more time for talking back. 

Unlikely. Did you notice her melanin level?

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^^^^
Parent of a innocent 3rd grader here

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Yep, one of the biggest lies we were told growing up. That adults would just be handing out free drugs all the time

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Some of those for sure but do nuts not come in shells anymore, and does fabric not need to be measured?

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13 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Some of those for sure but do nuts not come in shells anymore, and does fabric not need to be measured?

Who gives a shit when there's some caps that need to be smashed with a hammer? 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Uhhh no it actually aged perfectly. 

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