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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would have sent back a note saying that we needed the smell of burning animal flesh to smother the smell of that awful vegan shit that you losers eat


I’d have bought a smoker, and gave em a real treat and at an increased frequency. 

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On 1/16/2025 at 1:28 PM, Superhero said:

Or just cut off the crust...

 

 

PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.

Best one ever:

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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If this would guarantee my wife only spent $206 more than I do / month then consider me fucking Gloria Steinham.

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In my last house, I had a bad ass 48" Viking range with an integrated cast iron skillet in between the 4 burners.  It was an early 90s model that I got, along with a SubZero fridge/freezer off a demo job in Tarrytown that the customer didn't want, so we did some horse trading on the price and I got the appliances.  She was a former chef and upgrading to a 60" Le Corneu.

That Viking range had been meticulously maintained.  My wife is an amazing cook and took great care of it as well.  It was PERFECTLY seasoned.  

When we sold the house, I hired a cleaning crew to do a deep clean after we got all of our stuff out.  I walked in at the end of the day, and they had pretty much done this exact same thing to the cast iron skillet on that Viking range.  It had been completely stripped down to bare metal.  My jaw hit the floor.  Luckily, the guy that bought the house didn't give two shits about cooking, so he probably didn't even notice.  

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room. 

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When my son was a maybe 1-2 (toddler), he’d put a new pull-ups and crap himself in his room, prior to telling his mom and I. I swear the time that it took to do that and you could’ve just sat on the toilet!

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room. 

upper management, that one. 

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Toast that bread with a healthy amount of butter and garlic salt and I think you’re on to something. 

Yeah, but need some real bread - sourdough, whatever - just none of this puffed up fake "bread"...

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9 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

In my last house, I had a bad ass 48" Viking range with an integrated cast iron skillet in between the 4 burners.  It was an early 90s model that I got, along with a SubZero fridge/freezer off a demo job in Tarrytown that the customer didn't want, so we did some horse trading on the price and I got the appliances.  She was a former chef and upgrading to a 60" Le Corneu.

That Viking range had been meticulously maintained.  My wife is an amazing cook and took great care of it as well.  It was PERFECTLY seasoned.  

When we sold the house, I hired a cleaning crew to do a deep clean after we got all of our stuff out.  I walked in at the end of the day, and they had pretty much done this exact same thing to the cast iron skillet on that Viking range.  It had been completely stripped down to bare metal.  My jaw hit the floor.  Luckily, the guy that bought the house didn't give two shits about cooking, so he probably didn't even notice.  

Integrated skillet?  Never heard of that. Like a griddle?

 

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