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22 hours ago, Superhero said:

I thought the minimum age was 1/2 your age + 7.  So a chick over 22 is acceptable. 

My youngest son is 52. 
His longtime live in girlfriend is 68.

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24 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Laugh all you want, but toad in a hole done properly (those look like they need butter on the bread) are fucking delicious 

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Posted
Just now, UT_OB1 said:

Laugh all you want, but toad in a hole done properly (those look like they need butter on the bread) are fucking delicious 

"toad in the hole" is how we sometimes refer to coitus at our household. 

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27 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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BYE WEEK is also a great one.  Pulled this off in the past for a season until the league manager got pissed having to deal with the other teams bitching.

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Posted
30 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd pay to watch it get harpooned.

The first rule of Fight Club...

 

 

 

 

 

 

She reminds me of the plastic bags of fat from the liposuction clinic. It hit me instantly upon seeing "harpoon" that the result would be similar to Dr Pimple Popper poking a hole in a giant boil and having gallons of bloody pus spurting all over the walls, floor, and ceiling.

Would not subscribe.

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Posted
5 hours ago, LebongJames said:

ill i feel sick GIF

ill i feel sick GIF
 

Our society was better when people were bullied and fat people were shamed.

Maybe not bullied but at least told that obesity is unhealthy and they it should be avoided even if that knowledge makes them feel badly. 

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filet-o-fish is nasty and yet oddly good. 

This.
Also, when the boy was 13, we were in Paris…and he ate THREE of those fuckers in one day (we’d literally walk by a McDonald’s - of which there are many, all over town - and he’d run in and buy one to eat while we walked around). When we gave him a hard time for eating shitty fast food in Paris, he asked “did I miss any of our great French meals? Nope. So lay off.”
Fair.
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Posted
21 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Hell yea. Looks like NBA live 96? My cousin and I would purposely get down about 50 in the first half and make a comeback shooting 3s with mark price or BJ Armstrong /steve Kerr

Steve Kerr was a cheat code 

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