Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Bullneck 19589]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Oh, how 2007.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

you’re picking a team of three to fight against steven segal.  even with the best three from that group that fight is a toss-up.

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

[futureman 22721]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[SurlyBDR 23242]

48 minutes ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

I bet Mike White could kick his ass.

[tfoolry 8361]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Oh, how 2007.

That’s prob. when he was born. 

[tfoolry 8361]

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They forgot to draw a penis on his face.  

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

He will still break all of your fingers though

[Chooky 13342]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

 

[futureman 22721]

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cold-blooded and talented ninjas in the world.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

[SDG 3336]

45 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

Someone’s on a low carb diet. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cholesterol-blooded and fattest ninjas in the world.  

Fifty

[immortal13 4059]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

 

Lulz

['stache 22148]

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

I’d eat that.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[SurlyBDR 23242]

[SurlyBDR 23242]

[drifter379 1117]

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

No.

[BrickHorn 18451]

1 hour ago, drifter379 said:

No.

God dammit. Now we’re all gonna get our asses kicked.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

[Jerry Callo 8979]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’d eat that.

Okies are known for enjoying large pickles.

[Jersey Man10 3804]

Karma.

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[mdmost 44116]

I'm loving all the Ring cameras that the people in my neighborhood have installed. It brings entertaining posts like how 5 different houses had footage of the same 4 teenage boys walking up and playing ding dong ditch and putting fart spray around the door before they run off. You'd think these teens were committing felonies with the mass terror the neighborhood seemed under and how people were trying to track them down. I can't wait for the Nest cam footage of someone's house being toilet-papered.

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[GotThatFire 166]

Lulz

[Ths71 472]

Dependable transportation. HEB area.


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[futureman 22721]

was that thing worth $2500 new?

[Lat22 4100]

Who knew that so many of my Facebook friends had been to the Norte Dame cathedral. Hits close to home. 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[SHOOTER12 8890]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't worry bae, that head will keep them away.....

 

Head like a bastard cat I tell ya.....

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[Jersey Man10 3804]

Jesus christ.

[yoshi 137]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ugh...Kaidyn.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

58 minutes ago, yoshi said:

Ugh...Kaidyn.

Top 3 whiskey tango names out there.

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[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

This always make me chuckle. These women accept and request thousands of males they don't know and put their life story on social media. This particular one posted all kinds of shit. But now they whine when the attention isn't always what they want. Newsflash, no one gives a fuck if you delete your FB. You are a dime a dozen on these males' friends list.