Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Sbbruin 21697]

On 4/22/2019 at 7:13 AM, SurlyBDR said:

So you're saying the Jews DIDN'T do it?!

[futureman 22411]

4 hours ago, ABSR said:

They do say 2 months salary...so I guess he nailed it.

 

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

I’m guessing that he’s never had a salary.

 

fucking bigots. 

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[Sbbruin 21697]

Tiphanie.  Finominle.

Edited April 23, 2019 by Sbbruin

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Darwin

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[ulukinatme 1760]

Girl I used to work with in Plano wrote this, she's always got some funny shit.  Waiting on Shy's response.

 

Edited April 24, 2019 by ulukinatme

[Sbbruin 21697]

^^

[ulukinatme 1760]

Weird, shows up fine for me.  Can't edit, so I'll share the link, maybe that will work better:

https://imgur.com/5vgUy4F

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[MissingInAction 24765]

Poverty.

[MissingInAction 24765]

And probably AIDS,  but that's two things 

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"LADIES IF UR MAN AINT LISTENING, NOT ACTN RIGHT, OR TALKN TO OTHER BITCHES, STAB THAT NIGA OSRS. LMAO I NEVER BELIEVED IT WORKED, TILL TODAY DURING A DRUNK HEATED DEBATE, BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 2 TO 3 A.M, IGOT STABBED WITH A BIG ASS KNIFE N GOT MY THROAT SLIT. LOWKEY I THOUGHT I WAS GUNA DIE, I SAW IN HER PRETTY ASS HAZEL EYES THAT SHE WASNT PUTTING UP WITH MY SHIT ANYMORE. SMH, HER EYES TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS DOWN TO CATCH A BODY, MY BODY LMAO. I WONT TAG HER KUS THERE AINT NO SNITCHING ROUND HERE BUH ALL TELL U WAH WE GOT EQUAL VALUE IN OUR HOUSE. I LISTEN TO HER MORE, TALK SHIT OUT AND IF SHE REALY NOT FEELING A MOVE, I LISTEN KUS I KNOWSHE WITH THE SHITS AND ANY WRONG MOVE AND SHE GOING FOR MY LIFE. ON MY OWN I MADE ME GET UP THE NEXT DAY EARLY N GET ANOTHER JOB, I STARTED CLEANING AND FIXING SHIT I DIDN'T NEED TO, EVEN HAD MY ASS READY TO COOK HER SOME. LOL SOME OF US NIGAS NEED THAT, SO IF HE ACTN UP SLICE THAT NIGA NECK BABYGURL ISSA FACT LMAO"

[Trey3216 15325]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bet that one gets ‘disability’ payments 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Good lord! I can't tell what is going to kill that person, way too much to choose from. 

[mulletpelini 5209]

On 4/22/2019 at 7:00 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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He's been hooking up with minors but she's ok with it.  Good woman there.

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[Trey3216 15325]

25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Jesus, where the fuck does he live, Sarajevo?

[MissingInAction 24765]

Probably in my complex or one nearby.

[achooloco 1065]

On 4/24/2019 at 7:09 PM, Vic Mackey said:

aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

[futureman 22411]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Probably in my complex or one nearby.

neighbor?

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

6 hours ago, achooloco said:

aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

Other than the costume jewelry I have no clue either.

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[drifter379 1106]

aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

Saw it on Reddit. It is a picture simulating what it’s like to have a stroke. Things are vaguely familiar but you can’t place what they actually are.

[luke duke 6379]

I see she’s raising the next Fortune 500 CEO.

[MissingInAction 24765]

P Diddy says hi.

[Jerry Callo 8658]

21 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

I see she’s raising the next Fortune 500 CEO.

 

Now get ready, I'm J.P. Getty
I am tearing shit up like confetti
My money last longer than Eveready

[ABSR 5289]

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Which Home Alone was this?

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34 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Which Home Alone was this?

An unreleased Home Alone/Fat Albert crossover.  Damned Cosby scandal made it go straight-to-video.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2721]

I knew C Struggs was still kickin.

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Your wife has nice tits, but you’re a boob

 

That’s what I’d tell him

 

[tfoolry 8179]

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 3 1 

[luke duke 6379]

I thought that Andre the Giant was dead.

[immortal13 4059]

That's Andrea the giant

[Jersey Man10 3502]

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Love child of Andre the Giant and Lurch

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