Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[GotThatFire 166]

On 4/29/2019 at 11:47 AM, Chooky said:

Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

I read it as him declaring himself the Hiram Clarke Bitch

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

She's definitely going to name her son something stupid as fuck for the sake of being "unique".

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[tbone_ 14,020]

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Huh?

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Crap the GameStop broad is back!

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

If that is a legitimate question are from a Facebook poster, Malcolm needs to fill it out and reply.

2. Profit?

Edited April 30, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[SurlyBDR 22,622]

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lol, that happened to.........a friend of mine....????

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Bullneck 18,976]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My wife did that.  Pissed me off no end.  Big waste of money.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

My God in Heaven 

[pacman 7,309]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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clearly that is Ken after retirement

[GotThatFire 166]

 When I lived in the hood we used to go cruising around rich neighborhoods, dreaming. Now I live in one of those rich neighborhoods and we go cruising around the hood, flexing. 

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

That’s some hardcore trolling! 

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

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[demos 2,992]

Buy dessert.

[Kennythetiger 9,333]

Their bbq looks funny.

[deft 6,772]

Bi seafood.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Their bbq looks funny.

Yes, but it's not seafood, so it still wins.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

DALLAS:
Keithan Brown, 29, was arrested for PROBATION VIOLATION - UNL POSSESSION FIREARM BY FELON with No bond. He was booked by Dallas County on April 23, 2019. Everyone we post is currently in jail at the time we post the mugshot.

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[Blotto 23,418]

On 4/30/2019 at 9:21 PM, BurntEyes said:

I would be kinda nervous about a rub and tug at that shabby place.

And I thought it might be just that, until I read the post and looked closer.

So now buying sympathy tats from a chick at a rub and tug is what's good in the hood 

I'm glad I got out of  the hood.

a "tat n splat" ?

[Chooky 13,292]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

She had to tell people that a dude took a shit in a vape store.  

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Edited May 2, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[Fudge Nuggets 19,118]

Holy shit, 'Michael' has potential to be a great addition to this thread.

[SurlyBDR 22,622]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I love my son y'all, but check out mi culo!"

[Bullneck 18,976]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Legit LOL.

[PilotsError 2,280]

Yeah Michael needs to be a regular. Good God.

[Nole-4-Life 800]

#FuckinTeamMichael

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

Yep, Michael truly gives no fucks: in. 

[Blotto 23,418]

Say it ain't so, twitter. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaeldaddy51

[llanoflash 151]

Fuck you twitter

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Say it ain't so, twitter. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaeldaddy51

Fucking Twitter. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,571]

Could Michael perhaps just post directly here?

[Kennythetiger 9,333]

Chick with the kid at the dentist is making damn sure her ass is getting shown off.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

35 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Chick with the kid at the dentist is making damn sure her ass is getting shown off.

Did she get the dentist or hygienist to take the pic? Or one of her other kids?

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[MissingInAction 24,765]

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Could Michael perhaps just post directly here?

Yes! He needs to bring that legendary shit over here.

I wanna be like Mike.

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

More of her, preferably sans child

[Quagmire 2,146]

Yeah I’d show up with some gi joes to distract that kid and bang her

[retsevlys 408]

Michael's Facebook page is open.