Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[GotThatFire 166]

On 4/29/2019 at 11:47 AM, Chooky said:

Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

I read it as him declaring himself the Hiram Clarke Bitch

[Vic Mackey 48042]

She's definitely going to name her son something stupid as fuck for the sake of being "unique".

[Vic Mackey 48042]

[tbone_ 14483]

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Huh?

[SHOOTER12 8890]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Crap the GameStop broad is back!

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[SHOOTER12 8890]

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

If that is a legitimate question are from a Facebook poster, Malcolm needs to fill it out and reply.

2. Profit?

Edited April 30, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[SurlyBDR 23251]

[SHOOTER12 8890]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lol, that happened to.........a friend of mine....????

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[Bullneck 19605]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My wife did that.  Pissed me off no end.  Big waste of money.

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[Trey3216 15456]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

My God in Heaven 

[pacman 7519]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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clearly that is Ken after retirement

[GotThatFire 166]

 When I lived in the hood we used to go cruising around rich neighborhoods, dreaming. Now I live in one of those rich neighborhoods and we go cruising around the hood, flexing. 

[Longboard Horn 41435]

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

That’s some hardcore trolling! 

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[demos 3042]

Buy dessert.

[Kennythetiger 9672]

Their bbq looks funny.

[deft 7080]

Bi seafood.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Their bbq looks funny.

Yes, but it's not seafood, so it still wins.

[Vic Mackey 48042]

[Vic Mackey 48042]

DALLAS:
Keithan Brown, 29, was arrested for PROBATION VIOLATION - UNL POSSESSION FIREARM BY FELON with No bond. He was booked by Dallas County on April 23, 2019. Everyone we post is currently in jail at the time we post the mugshot.

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[Blotto 24045]

On 4/30/2019 at 9:21 PM, BurntEyes said:

I would be kinda nervous about a rub and tug at that shabby place.

And I thought it might be just that, until I read the post and looked closer.

So now buying sympathy tats from a chick at a rub and tug is what's good in the hood 

I'm glad I got out of  the hood.

a "tat n splat" ?

[Chooky 13342]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

She had to tell people that a dude took a shit in a vape store.  

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Edited May 2, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[Fudge Nuggets 19486]

Holy shit, 'Michael' has potential to be a great addition to this thread.

[SurlyBDR 23251]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I love my son y'all, but check out mi culo!"

[Bullneck 19605]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Legit LOL.

[PilotsError 2342]

Yeah Michael needs to be a regular. Good God.

[Nole-4-Life 815]

#FuckinTeamMichael

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

Yep, Michael truly gives no fucks: in. 

[Blotto 24045]

Say it ain't so, twitter. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaeldaddy51

[llanoflash 151]

Fuck you twitter

[Vic Mackey 48042]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Say it ain't so, twitter. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaeldaddy51

Fucking Twitter. 

[MAUFRAIS 6747]

Could Michael perhaps just post directly here?

[Kennythetiger 9672]

Chick with the kid at the dentist is making damn sure her ass is getting shown off.

[Vic Mackey 48042]

[Vic Mackey 48042]

35 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Chick with the kid at the dentist is making damn sure her ass is getting shown off.

Did she get the dentist or hygienist to take the pic? Or one of her other kids?

[Vic Mackey 48042]

[MissingInAction 25613]

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Could Michael perhaps just post directly here?

Yes! He needs to bring that legendary shit over here.

I wanna be like Mike.

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

More of her, preferably sans child

[Quagmire 2148]

Yeah I’d show up with some gi joes to distract that kid and bang her

[retsevlys 408]

Michael's Facebook page is open.