Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

On 5/21/2019 at 11:42 AM, GotThatFire said:

Denver is a shithole unless you have deep pockets 

I agree with this. The housing market absolutely blows for the money. It would cost 700K to get something nice in Castle Rock that’s way further away than the same house going for 380-400 in Cedar  Park / Round Rock. 

Edited May 22, 2019 by I Plead Da Fif

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

11 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

On 5/22/2019 at 7:29 AM, Homesickhorn said:

Nah, he just deletes them. Why he hasn’t deleted me yet I have no idea. I’m pretty sure he just likes the fact that someone other than himself responds to his witty banter and perfect insight.

He will delete you soon. Mackolm and another member used to troll him back in the day. He ended up deleting both of us. 

[DaysOff 7821]

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

Denver is a high desert town that masquerades as a mountain town. If you want to live in the mountains live in the fucking mountains.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

58 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Those sprawl neighborhoods outside of Denver depress the shit out of me. They look like they could be wiped out, forgotten, and rebuilt annually.

Denver is a high desert town that masquerades as a mountain town. If you want to live in the mountains live in the fucking mountains.

It is.  But you can see the mountains from Denver.  And they are a short drive away.

[Homesickhorn 2201]

I like Denver. Let’s not shit on the place just because Justin is a douche knock.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

I visited my cousins in Denver last April. I loved it there. They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver. And they don't make a shitload of money.

[LonghornJones 835]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver.

Gross!

[Homesickhorn 2201]

Pretty sure this one will get me unfriended.

[Terry Silver 219]

Ask him if he's a virgin.

[Trey3216 15325]

1 minute ago, Terry Silver said:

Ask him if he's a virgin.

Dude, we don't want him shooting people up in our state, let him take that shit to Littleton.  

[MissingInAction 24765]

Send him a dick pick.

[Homesickhorn 2201]

Send him a dick pick.

No can do. Even if I panned out, it would still take about seven or eight pics to capture it in its entirety.

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[leaf 681]

Squeeze vagina tickle tea bag

[Chooky 13292]

Well suck my asshair and tongue punch a biscuit. 

[Okie State 3775]

I like Denver. Let’s not shit on the place just because Justin is a douche knock.

Yep. I'd live there.

[Bullneck 18976]

On 5/21/2019 at 9:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

That's gold.

 

On another note, I hate people who get double digit rep on one post.  That's bullshit.  

[ztejas 43244]

Well lock up my pisser and poop on a hooker. 

[Bullneck 18976]

On 5/20/2019 at 3:34 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Spoilers are your friend

[SurlyBDR 22622]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Spoilers are your friend

Sounds more like spoilers are your friend. 

[Chewbacca 7727]

Denver is a shithole unless you have deep pockets 

False.

[mulletpelini 5209]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I visited my cousins in Denver last April. I loved it there. They live close to the airport so its not right in the city of Denver. And they don't make a shitload of money.

If they live close to the airport they don't live in Denver.

[GotThatFire 166]

3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

On 5/21/2019 at 11:42 AM, GotThatFire said:

Denver is a shithole unless you have deep pockets 

False.

False.

[DallasHorn26 585]

I'll give him 3.50

[Vic Mackey 46919]

 

[Chewbacca 7727]

9 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

False.

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

Maybe you consider Colfax nice?

I really don’t care man

[Longboard Horn 40069]

[Longboard Horn 40069]

[Longboard Horn 40069]

Vic and Zepol went to comic con?

[Zepol87 9163]

Nope missing the little white guy. Then it would be zepol kingkoopa and Vic

[MissingInAction 24765]

6 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

I'll give him 3.50

 Ill dispose of them for a thousand ameros.

Edited May 24, 2019 by MissingInAction

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Chooky 13292]

That missing cat is bathing in someone's milk.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

...

[Jersey Man10 3502]

What the fuck

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe you consider deep pockets to be gainfully employed?

Chewbacca my girlfiend’s and I’s combined household income is about 9 times the poverty line and I can confidently say that Denver is a shithole in comparison to Austin. The housing market is absolutely atrocious for what you get and where. Period.

 

There is more white trash (I’m white) in a major city than I’ve ever seen. Justin belongs here. Hipsters >>>> Whiskey Tango.

 

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by I Plead Da Fif

[Okie State 3775]

I'll give him 3.50

Holy shit that sounds like a lot of work.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

If they live close to the airport they don't live in Denver.

No shit, if they live near the Denver airport they live in Kansas

I lived in Denver from 88-92 and I loved it. For grins I looked up my old house and it now has a tax value almost 5 times what I sold it for.

[SurlyBDR 22622]

I guess Al-D of the mighty SUC is now the pussy whisperer 

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by SurlyBDR

[Chewbacca 7727]

Chewbacca my girlfiend’s and I’s combined household income is about 9 times the poverty line and I can confidently say that Denver is a shithole in comparison to Austin. The housing market is absolutely atrocious for what you get and where. Period.
 
There is more white trash (I’m white) in a major city than I’ve ever seen. Justin belongs here. Hipsters >>>> Whiskey Tango.
 
 

Feel free to leave, then. You won't be missed.

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Bullneck 18976]

 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

...

 

3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What the fuck

No, it's more like:  WHAT.  THE.  FUCK?!?

 

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[markstanco 12489]

You know what’s delicious?  Make yourself a hard-shell taco just how you like it. Then spread a thin layer of refried beans on a soft shell and wrap it around your hard-shell. Cuts down on the damn mess, too. 

Taco bell already does that. Congrats

[Longboard Horn 40069]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Vic Mackey 46919]