Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Fozzz 152]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is so fucking stupid. Trying so hard to sound 'deep and profound'. 

Shared.  I fucking love science.

Edited June 26, 2019 by Fozzz

[Fozzz 152]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I can't stand that shit.  

[MissingInAction 25606]

Faked an orgasm by spitting on her back while hittin it from behind.

[Speedtrucker 2098]

This is so fucking stupid. Trying so hard to sound 'deep and profound'. 

I’d rather figure out an 8 hour work day than 1/3 of a rotation during summer solstice in the northern hemisphere...

Fucking stupid people trying to sound smart...

[SurlyBDR 23242]

God damn. Already?

 

[yoshi 137]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

I don't often take advice from people on Facebook, but when I do it's not from people who don't know the difference between your and you're 

[mulletpelini 5225]

that fucker is dead, cut him slack.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 6/25/2019 at 1:16 PM, Vic Mackey said:

None. Where the fuck is my Choco-Taco!?!?

Edited June 27, 2019 by Walden Ponderer

[Kennythetiger 9668]

18 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't often take advice from people on Facebook, but when I do it's not from people who don't know the difference between your and you're 

Hell, that’s like half of Surly. 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[futureman 22721]

11 hours ago, smuggs said:

Spent a summer in 1993 mixing the ranch at Mr. Gatti's. Giant tub of mayo + buttermilk + a bag of special dry seasonings. 

A job making stroganov in the Chernobyl cafeteria would have been more pleasant.

I did this in high school at a burger spot in dallas.  was a small canoe paddle involved?  because that’s what I mixed it with, in a bucket. 

[Al Czervik 1268]

1 hour ago, yoshi said:

Or what?

[SHOOTER12 8890]

5 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Or what?

Or the ghost of John Wayne will come back from the dead and kick your commie ass.

[Al Czervik 1268]

7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Or the ghost of John Wayne will come back from the dead and kick your commie ass.

 

7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Or the ghost of John Wayne will come back from the dead and kick your commie ass.

<John Wayne was a fag gif from RepoMan>

 

no he won’t. 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Al Czervik

[futureman 22721]

16 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Or what?

you’ll burn in hell for being a pussy. 

[SHOOTER12 8890]

5 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

 

<John Wayne was a fag gif from RepoMan>

 

no he won’t. 

You've done it now, expect a visitor around 2am.....and he won't be alone.

[smuggs 9400]

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

I did this in high school at a burger spot in dallas.  was a small canoe paddle involved?  because that’s what I mixed it with, in a bucket. 

Hell yes. Between jerking off 11 times a day and paddling the rivers of ranch, I had the forearm strength of Bruce Lee when I was 16.

[Al Czervik 1268]

54 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You've done it now, expect a visitor around 2am.....and he won't be alone.

 

54 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You've done it now, expect a visitor around 2am.....and he won't be alone.

Hopefully not in a dress. 

[drifter379 1117]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[mulletpelini 5225]

They should sue the RCA electrical cord company.

[Kennythetiger 9668]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We never got cut, but welts from an extension cord were nothing new to my brother and me.  Nor the wire handle of a flyswatter, which makes a distinct whistling sound as it travels through the air.  

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[tbone_ 14478]

66% huh? That’s pretty specific.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Trey3216 15454]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm be 39 in Oct.  I member 30 

[Trey3216 15454]

21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

[luke duke 6457]

We never got cut, but welts from an extension cord were nothing new to my brother and me.  Nor the wire handle of a flyswatter, which makes a distinct whistling sound as it travels through the air.  

 

Maybe you two shouldn’t have stolen stuff from the neighbors.

 

You’re also lucky that you had a Zenith instead of an RCA. The Zenith cords don’t hurt as much.

[Trey3216 15454]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

We never got cut, but welts from an extension cord were nothing new to my brother and me.  Nor the wire handle of a flyswatter, which makes a distinct whistling sound as it travels through the air.  

Man that flyswatter handle was something else. Especially if the missed and hit your calves 

[Zwylde 831]

11 hours ago, drifter379 said:

The Little Girl Lyrics

Artist: John Michael Montgomery (Buy John Michael Montgomery CDs) 

Her parents never took the young girl to church.Never spoke of his name never read her his word.
Two non believers walking lost in this world
took their baby with them what a sad little girl.....
Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs.
never wanted to play or give kisses & hugs.
She'd watched the tv and sit there on the couch
while her mom feel asleep and her daddy went out
And the drinking and the fighting
just got worse every nite.
Behind their couch she'd be hiding
oh what a sad little life..

And like it always does the bad just got worse.
with every slap and every curse
Until her daddys in a drunk rage one nite
Used a gun on her mom and then took his life
And some ppl from the city took the girl far away
To a new Mom and a new Dad
Kisses & Hugs every day!

Her first day at Sunday school
The teacher walked in
and a small little girl stared at a picture of him....
She said I know that man
there on that cross I don't know his name
but i know hes got arms
cause he was there in my old house
held me close to his side....
as i hid there behind our couch the nite my parents died......

[Bullneck 19591]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[Okie State 3892]

Gotta love nutjobs like him. Bitch about everything and never offer a single solution. Everyone who 'conforms' is a sheep.

[Zepol87 9353]

Is that Victoria's dude?

[Terry Silver 219]

I believe it is.  Speaking of, how about an update on Victoria?

[Vic Mackey 48035]

20 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Is that Victoria's dude?

Lol yep. He goes by Burberry Wes now. And he is single so him and Victoria split (again)

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Maybe not, but I bet he could bake one hell of a chocolate cake.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

Gotta love nutjobs like him. Bitch about everything and never offer a single solution. Everyone who 'conforms' is a sheep.

Sounds like he posts here.

[Zepol87 9353]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol yep. He goes by Burberry Wes now. And he is single so him and Victoria split (again)

Damn looks like I need to hit her up on snapchat

[Vic Mackey 48035]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Damn looks like I need to hit her up on snapchat

Get tit pics and post in the other thread lol. I know they are some saggers/hangers but I want to see them. 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

[kingkoopa6 8751]

They give the best dome tho 

Edited June 28, 2019 by kingkoopa6

[Bullneck 19591]

On 6/26/2019 at 10:36 AM, Vic Mackey said:

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE!!!!

[Buffsoldier 1895]

13 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Man that flyswatter handle was something else. Especially if the missed and hit your calves 

How blind was your mom that she missed your ass and hit your calves???

[Trey3216 15454]

Just now, Buffsoldier said:

How blind was your mom that she missed your ass and hit your calves???

Man, you know when you’re young and you get anxious and jump to absorb the swat, but you end up making it worse.  

[luke duke 6457]

Man that flyswatter handle was something else. Especially if the missed and hit your calves 

How blind was your mom that she missed your ass and hit your calves???

Trey3216 = Cotton Hill?