Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 48019]

10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Yeah she seems nice can we get a look at that?

Been posted throughout but they all run together after awhile. Here's a few:

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[SurlyBDR 23214]

Lol

[Nolacycling 893]

Customer review of gay bar I'm meeting friends at today.

"Cool place. Nice people. Fist time being here" 

 

[deft 7066]

Ask if you can clap their cheeks when you get there

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"Yeah I'm Gucci"

[Bullneck 19560]

^^^ That's funny as hell. Bobby ain't got no body.

[SurlyBDR 23214]

New Surly insult: fart sack gangster

[futureman 22719]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Been posted throughout but they all run together after awhile. Here's a few:

have you been inside her

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have you been inside her

Unfortunately no. She only likes black men.

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On 7/20/2019 at 6:20 PM, Vic Mackey said:

husband.   wife building a family.

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Zero fucks given I guess.

1 is all she wants.

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[GotThatFire 166]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

5 hours ago, futureman said:

have you been inside her

Unfortunately no. She only likes black men.

 I heard that bullshit several times growing up but it never stopped me. In fact one of my favorite old girlfriends was a self-proclaimed “bbc slut” when I met her.  She liked XOs too actually. Took em up her ass. I had fun changing her. Got in several fights because of her but damn she was sexy and worth it. 

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22 hours ago, tbone_ said:

So she posts this shit to everyone connected to her on FB huh? I assume that might include siblings, parents, kids, grandparents, etc.

Zero fucks given I guess.

Sounds like more than zero fucks given.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Same reason, the world's truly richest religious figure---the Vatican---when they need money, they turn to you.  And it ain't for missionary work, it's for legal fees and palaces.  

It's all stupid.  Osteen is just easier to pick on because of the hair.  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Same reason, the world's truly richest religious figure---the Vatican---when they need money, they turn to you.  And it ain't for missionary work, it's for legal fees and palaces.  

It's all stupid.  Osteen is just easier to pick on because of the hair.  

Religion is all a huge pyramid scheme. And it's tax free for some fucking reason. 

[Guest Lobo]

Well to be fair, most non-profits are exempt from most taxes.  You gotta give organized religion, they were the first ones to invent tax-free status so yeah, they probably get to reap some of the rewards.  

[Homesickhorn 2221]

Cowboys hat ftw.


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24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well to be fair, most non-profits are exempt from most taxes.  You gotta give organized religion, they were the first ones to invent tax-free status so yeah, they probably get to reap some of the rewards.  

They aren't a non profit, though. They deliberately pocket that money for pure profit. Then again, so do a lot of non profits. If we have to pay taxes, so should they. But I know it won't happen any time soon. Not with the way people view religion. I read something about the hundreds of billions in tithes blacks have given to the churches. And what happened with all that money? Straight to the preachers. I see new churches being built constantly. It's an easy racket. 

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[tbone_ 14461]

Religion is all a huge pyramid scheme. And it's tax free for some fucking reason. 

No man, it’s not a pyramid scheme, they offer eternal salvation in return for all that money.

And maybe a smooth buttfucking if you are Catholic.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They aren't a non profit, though. They deliberately pocket that money for pure profit. Then again, so do a lot of non profits. If we have to pay taxes, so should they. But I know it won't happen any time soon. Not with the way people view religion. I read something about the hundreds of billions in tithes blacks have given to the churches. And what happened with all that money? Straight to the preachers. I see new churches being built constantly. It's an easy racket.  

Who is they?  Who is profiting from a church and what taxes are they not paying?

[Trey3216 15453]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Kennythetiger 9655]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Who is they?  Who is profiting from a church and what taxes are they not paying?

Income tax, yo. 

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Income tax, yo. 

Pretty sure Osteen pays an income tax.  So does my pastor at our small church.  Their earnings aren’t tax free.  

And churches are non profits.  They don’t have profits to tax.  There aren’t owners we distribute money to.  

[futureman 22719]

5 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Cowboys hat ftw.
 

goddammit 

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[Kennythetiger 9655]

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Pretty sure Osteen pays an income tax.  So does my pastor at our small church.  Their earnings aren’t tax free.  

And churches are non profits.  They don’t have profits to tax.  There aren’t owners we distribute money to.  

I’not sure it works like that. Being classified as a “non-profit” doesn’t mean that the organization loses money each year. In fact, it’s usually quite the contrary. The earnings of the organization simply are not subject to income tax because the church is an exempt organization. 

[CoTex 1185]

27 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’not sure it works like that. Being classified as a “non-profit” doesn’t mean that the organization loses money each year. In fact, it’s usually quite the contrary. The earnings of the organization simply are not subject to income tax because the church is an exempt organization. 

Try this:

 

1.  Contributions are not taxed as income to the organization.

2.  Some income of the organization like investment earnings aren’t taxed either.

3.  If the organization strays from its stated exempt purpose it pays UBIT (unrelated business income tax).

4.  When the money leaves the entity for a private benefit (e.g. wages to an employee), then that individual pays income tax.

5.  When the money leaves the entity for a public benefit (e.g. food for a food bank) then no tax due.

6.  When the entity closes or ceases operations it cannot distribute its assets back to the donor or to any private individual but must instead pay these to other non-profits or similar recipients.

these laws are already on the books and enforced. 

[ERhine 1939]

Pretty sure Osteen pays an income tax.  So does my pastor at our small church.  Their earnings aren’t tax free.  
And churches are non profits.  They don’t have profits to tax.  There aren’t owners we distribute money to.  

Just. Fucking. Stop.

[woohorn 1131]

How 'bout property taxes?

[Guest Lobo]

What about churches not paying AMT on non qualified stock options?

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[Rougarou 594]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

1. Life of Pi

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10. Titantic

11. Devil Wears Prada

12. Eat Pray Love

13. E.T.

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17. Babe

18. Kung Fu Panda

19. 27 Dresses

...

22. MIB?

23. Happy Feet

24. Day After Tomorrow?

25. Independence Day

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30. American Pie

 

Someone smarter than me help me here, it's bothering me.

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Someone smarter than me help me here

No.

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[Speedtrucker 2098]

Say foo
Yea dah?
You ever miss tha homies that left tha Grove?

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4 hours ago, Rougarou said:

1. Life of Pi

...

10. Titantic

11. Devil Wears Prada

12. Eat Pray Love

13. E.T.

...

17. Babe

18. Kung Fu Panda

19. 27 Dresses

...

22. MIB?

23. Happy Feet

24. Day After Tomorrow?

25. Independence Day

...

30. American Pie

 

Someone smarter than me help me here, it's bothering me.

From the comments:

1 life of pi
2 sweeny tood demon barber
3 harry potter and the goblet of fire
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5 broke back mountain 
6 pearl harbor 
7 cinderella
8 thor
9 planet of the apes
10 titanic 
11 devil wears prada
12 eat pray love
13 et
14 the ring
15 edward scissor hands 
16 forest gump
17babe
18 kungfu panda
19 27 dresses
20 
21 ninja turtles
22 mib
23 happy feet
24 the day the earth stood still
25 independence day
26 up 
27 lord of the rings
28 final destination 
29 curious case of benjamin button
30 American pie

[Vic Mackey 48019]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Zuckerberg doesn't even look human.