Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Trey3216 15,453]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whah?

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55 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Whah?

It's simple, really.

"Thélete na aneveíte stis skáles gia na boreíte na to kánete aftó, allá prépei, gia $ 500.000 tha to kánete?" (Or, if you are more traditional, "Θέλετε να σκαρφαλώσετε τις σκάλες ώστε να μπορείτε να το κάνετε αυτό, αλλά πρέπει, για $ 500.000, να το κάνετε."

Or, if you are more neo-classical vulgar, "Vuoi salire le scale in modo da poterlo fare, ma devi farlo, per $ 500.000?"

Or perhaps you prefer Swahili? "Je! Unataka kupanda ngazi ili uweze kuifanya, lakini lazima uifanye, kwa $ 500,000?"

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On 7/24/2019 at 11:14 AM, Longhornfan1024 said:

CSB.  I played street hockey with squints shortly after the Sandlot came out.  One of the older kids in our neighborhood, who happened to be best friends with my friend's older brother, was cast in the Big Green along with squints, so he came out to our neighborhood to hang out and play hockey.  /CSB.  

Did your best friend’s older brother’s neighbor pass out at 31 Flavors?

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So...who called?

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Soooooo deep. This guy should friend Justin Weiss Smith

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7 hours ago, texasjacket said:

So...who called?

It's a phony number.

 

 

 

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Uh, I've been told...

[Trey3216 15,453]

8 hours ago, texasjacket said:

So...who called?

 A friend said it was disconnected 

Edited July 28, 2019 by Trey3216

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Punctuation. How does it work?

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why do I get the feeling we'll someday get to read a true crime novel about the people he has dissected and eaten?

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

She sounds hideous. 

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[Zepol87 9,353]

Looks very smashable from that angle

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[Armybrat 41,454]

She is a royal pain for sure.

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8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Looks very smashable from that angle

I'd say from any angle 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I found a picture of his dad:

Spoiler

 

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13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I found a picture of his dad:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Some of us have his dad on Facebook (me for trolling purposes with Mackolm). This is him:

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[MissingInAction 25,606]

At least pops managed to get laid once.

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On 7/29/2019 at 1:40 AM, Vic Mackey said:

They'll take my doggystyle fucking when they pry my cold dead hands off some bitch's hips.

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6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Yeah, I think if Papa Smith decided to post you'd read some dumbass shit.

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15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Yeah, I think if Papa Smith decided to post you'd read some dumbass shit.

He would fit right in with Cloak Room. His posts are nothing but political junk. And he posts all day, everyday. 

[Vic Mackey 48,035]

I chuckle at these dudes gassing up these women every single day on social media (which is what they want). No, a woman with 3 kids with 3 baby daddies is not a grand prize. But this is what these women think over time after their brain is warped. Fucking them is fine. But to settle down with someone like this? Lulz. I did my share of fucking these types. But the woman I am dating now has no kids, own place and a good job. I will always gravitate towards that when it comes time for a serious relationship.

Edited July 31, 2019 by Vic Mackey

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Thats some pretty solid Justinning right there Vic. 

Get your serotonin levels checked pronto. 

Edited July 31, 2019 by MissingInAction

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