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7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

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I guess you can call me a family man
Cause I care for bitches' babies every chance that I can
I don't give 'em clothes, or diapers and shit
But I like to feed they babies with my big black dick
Cause I'ma tell you if you didn't know
You ain't did shit 'til you fucked a pregnant ho
The pussy is hotter, it's got a extra kick
It feel like hot potato pie around your dick
Sometimes I swing high, sometimes I swing low
Sometimes I like to fuck a pregnant bitch on my floor
Hit it kinda hard, and speed it up fast
Fuck her 'til she get the cherry blisters on her ass
Cause if she expecting, I can satisfy
And at the same time, give her kid a pacifier
And I love it when I bust that old nut
Cause I know that her baby's just gon' lick it all up

 

RIP Pimp, hope you're getting all the pregnant pussy up there

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On 12/2/2019 at 8:34 AM, Armybrat said:

How can those be legal on any public street in the USA?

Was on US59 with one close to that a couple of weeks ago.  Swangers completely out of his lane on both sides.  It really broke my heart when he got clipped by a redneck in a jacked up F-250.😂

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As silly as that is supposed to be, on a monthly basis I still encounter people who just assume that the language spoken in any given country is the name of that country.  I'm not talking about small children at my daughter's preschool but regular Texans who think Mexicans speak Mexican, Canadians speak Canadian, Great Britain will now speak British after Brexit, China speaks Chinese, and Australians speak Australian.  I mean, they can just go down the list and it's like watching a disabled dog think in real time. 

I'm not saying you need to know every major dialect of major languages in major countries.  But just stop yourself when you remember that Spanish comes from Spain, and therefore Mexican comes from Mexico.  Although I can't wait to hear what these all-stars think the official language of Trinidad and Tobago is?  

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