Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Guadaloopy 11129]

20 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

You don’t do that to Lil’ Sebastian.  Show some damn respect.  

[Bullneck 19520]

On 2/14/2020 at 7:49 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

Lol son you already posted that

He likes tasty looking burgers.

[SurlyBDR 23153]

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[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I once had my infant daughter in my arms and was singing her to sleep and just sang the first thing that popped into my head.

Which was this:

 

 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

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jesus ptsd my mom had tubbaware in every fucking cap and net in the gotdamn kitchen grown up

[purplepride95 6890]

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[luke duke 6449]

Nice Nokia

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Brothahorn 10097]

 

First you scared the shit out me, then you gonna put it on the internet..Now I gotta wet cha!

 

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[markstanco 12786]

5 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

Nice Nokia

 

You know how I know we're old?  Because I said the same thing. Looks like a 232, IMO. 

 

edit: I had one of the cradles in my truck back in the day.  Baller status:

Edited February 17, 2020 by markstanco

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'd have thought Dr. Bunsen Honeydew would have been a little further to the right on this chart. And if you're charming or interesting, Hannibal Lecter will leave you alone. He prefers to eat the free-range rude.

[markstanco 12786]

On 2/12/2020 at 6:05 PM, woohorn said:

Ha! Tax refund season bitches!

The time of year where you brag about giving the government an interest free loan.  I usually owe back enough money to go buy a new side by side, but one year I hit it to where I owed $86. 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[tbone_ 14444]

Sounds like serious business

[Brothahorn 10097]

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

Edited February 18, 2020 by hundredTT

[SurlyBDR 23153]

Seems like appropriate timing 

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[HOOKEM4 5176]

10 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22297]

18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

First you scared the shit out me, then you gonna put it on the internet..Now I gotta wet cha!

 

I really want to know why that guy has a bust of George Washington in his bedroom

[HOOKEM4 5176]

Wait, is that not a common thing?? Asking for a friend.

[Scheiss Meister 8470]

41 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I really want to know why that guy has a bust of George Washington in his bedroom

I'm betting that it's a major award.  Not as cool as a leg lamp, but just as random.  2nd place, maybe.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[After irth 1246]

7 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

I used to do that with my ex-wife as well. Just because she’s got something up her ass doesn’t mean I’m losing sleep. Her fucking problem. She can sleep where she wants. Usually she was all mopey and apologetic the next morning, realizing that all the angst and drama wasn’t worth it. 

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I really want to know why that guy has a bust of George Washington in his bedroom

That’s normal for every red-blooded American patriot. Are you a commie or something?

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[Vic Mackey 47953]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

Lol

[Brothahorn 10097]

Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

Shit I start arguments so I can sleep in my recliner. Always sleep good.

[Brothahorn 10097]

Damn

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[Armybrat 41404]

Jesus.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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