Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Son of a gun... a standard of behavior that makes me look great! Yes, yes I have done my cynic duty!

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[Okie State 3815]

They have a Facebook group for everyone.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

Even Brisket and Steel Shank, apparently.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[mulletpelini 5210]

yeah we used to do that shit too, pick a field, any field.  Then farmer came out and shot at us.  Good times indeed

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[immortal13 4059]

On 2/23/2020 at 8:31 AM, futureman said:

and for the record my wife ain’t miserable neither.  

That's not what she's always telling me

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[futureman 22444]

so dumb

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[BrickHorn 18216]

On 2/25/2020 at 12:36 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Those look stupid, but pork tenderloin sandwiches are legit.  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

10, if they're in a tank they can't swim away and the 5 dead ones are floating on the surface

[SHOOTER12 8800]

35 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

10, if they're in a tank they can't swim away and the 5 dead ones are floating on the surface

Look at the big brain on Brad....

[Incredulity 11654]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

10, if they're in a tank they can't swim away and the 5 dead ones are floating on the surface

Oh, yeah?

[McFly 606]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

10, if they're in a tank they can't swim away and the 5 dead ones are floating on the surface

fish can drown?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Yes, fish can drown if it lacks enough oxygen in the water. This is as a result of an overcrowded aquarium or if the forward movement of the fish is altered. Equally, warm and foul water results in low oxygen levels, which ultimately leads to drowning.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[futureman 22444]

every month

[futureman 22444]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

is monica as hot as she looks in that little picture?

[Jerry Callo 8699]

On 2/27/2020 at 3:32 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, fish can drown if it lacks enough oxygen in the water. This is as a result of an overcrowded aquarium or if the forward movement of the fish is altered. Equally, warm and foul water results in low oxygen levels, which ultimately leads to drowning.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[mulletpelini 5210]

who the fuck drives a car with 104K miles on it lol

[tfoolry 8202]

Looks like Volkswagen.  They must have $ to maintain it for 104k.lol

[Vic Mackey 47012]

"This nigga poured all my lean in his bath talkin bout "wHeRe Da BuBbLeS"...Bm come get yo son NOOWWWW"

[GotThatFire 166]

Send his ass to jail

[GotThatFire 166]

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

who the fuck drives a car with 104K miles on it lol

 

12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Looks like Volkswagen.  They must have $ to maintain it for 104k.lol

My wife’s 2011 Chevy equinox has 140K on it. I haven’t had to put any money into it except the oil changes and an occasional new pair of tires.

I’ve told her several times that if she stops treating her vehicle like a trashcan I’ll buy her a new ride. I guess she likes her trashcan. Women are fucking slobs

[Stunns38 3460]

From a friend’s FB page in Mississippi. What is this, a slave bar..

 

 

[Bullneck 19073]

23 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

who the fuck drives a car with 104K miles on it lol

205k on my car.  I read that Land Rovers are good for 400k so I'm just over halfway done.

[mulletpelini 5210]

[Jersey Man10 3528]

who the fuck drives a car with 104K miles on it lol

Is my sarcasm meter off? I've driven all my cars at least up to around 200k before getting another used one lol. I look for around 20k to 30k miles.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

Obv not Surly 1%er

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[futureman 22444]

I got 296k miles out of my 2003 f150.  regular oil changes and replaced some spark plugs.  not bad. 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[mulletpelini 5210]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Spoiler

 

[After irth 1243]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

I got 296k miles out of my 2003 f150.  regular oil changes and replaced some spark plugs.  not bad. 

I was one of the first ones to get a ‘97 F-150 (purchased December of ‘95). Drove it 9 years. 389,000 miles. Replaced the transmission once. All else was routine. Loved that damn thing.  

Did first oil change in Feb ‘96. The look on the auto-parts guy’s face when I asked for an oil filter for a ‘97. We all had to go outside, crawl under, and find out for ourselves. 

Good times.....

[Armybrat 40822]

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

205k on my car.  I read that Land Rovers are good for 400k so I'm just over halfway done.

My brother’s 1997 Saturn just rolled 360,000 miles.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

My uncle and Aunt had a friend who put a million miles on their Honda. They received something in the mail from Honda. I had a Civic I put over 300k with ease. My dad put 500k on his Toyota Tacoma.

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Vic Mackey 47012]