Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[deft 6800]

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Beetus out here claimin limbs left and right.

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My name is Willie.  Willie Beetus.  I keep the ladies Krispy Kreamus...

[SizzleChest 8275]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Longboard Horn 40143]

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[Vic Mackey 46936]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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How big are her tits?

[Longboard Horn 40143]

aggy in the top 25?! Is that a joke?!


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[PvilleStang 2849]

OU, TCU, aggy, Iowa / Iowa St., this dude must be trolling

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[ABSR 5289]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

In honor of the fourth I want to say Thank you for your sizzurp!

[rpspeed 1351]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Murica!

[retsevlys 408]

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[Oddjob6 0]

Damn

[Longboard Horn 40143]

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[Vic Mackey 46936]

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Smart purchase of the water. Need to stay hydrated on these hot days.

[DFWTexEx 274]

42 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Wait, are paisley sarongs a thing?  

[Pogo 284]

[Zepol87 9171]

That is a pretty good neighbor. Trying to help you not get caught up

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Keith is the hero we deserve.

[Speedtrucker 2065]

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So the Bloods and Crips are teaming up?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, Speedtrucker said:

 

So the Bloods and Crips are teaming up?

 

Cats and Dogs...Mass hysteria!

 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[tfoolry 8179]

 $2 bills would be more appropriate. 

[MissingInAction 24819]

Is that Odell Beckham jr?

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

"Today we celebrate 40 years of life for one of my best friends. Words cannot begin to explain how grateful that I am able to celebrate this day with my love. Baby I pray your day is full of many blessings and God blesses you with the desires of your heart. I love u like none other and I pray I will be granted the opportunity to celebrate 50 more birthdays with you. Y’all help me wish my wonderful husband a happy 40th!! ❤️😍👑🎂🎉🎁🎊 your wife loves you much 😘😘

 

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Jimbaround 973]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Longboard Horn 40143]

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[Longboard Horn 40143]

Yes that’s real. This idiot really has photo realism tattoo of a penis on his arm.....


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[Vic Mackey 46936]

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Alcohol and metal for me.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[deft 6800]

I think that was the plot in an episode of Matlock one time.

[woohorn 1131]

I think that dude might have been lying a tad.

[SDG 3319]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Alcohol and metal for me.

Alcohol and maybe coffee.  The rest have no relevance for me.  

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

3 hours ago, SDG said:

Alcohol and maybe coffee.  The rest have no relevance for me.  

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

58 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

Team booze and coffee here as well.  None of the others would be missed at all.

[Longboard Horn 40143]

Woman crush Wednesday?





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[Whitman 694]

Mackeystyle

[Stunns38 3357]

He should have just nutted on those titties.

[Longboard Horn 40143]

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[Longboard Horn 40143]

Well, I’m dead



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[Vic Mackey 46936]

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

I've had less than 10 cups of coffee my entire life.

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

11 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

I've had less than 10 cups of coffee my entire life.

Your lack of mental alertness explains a lot about your choices in sexual escapades.  

Booze over caffeine makes for a robust/rotund sex life.  Not judging, mad respect...

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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