Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SHOOTER12 8805]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

It was me.

[Tom 2959]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I was (3-minutes-ago) years old.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It was me.

And that beer thrower was Albert Einstein!

[Bullneck 19084]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm cool with every bit of that.

[Bullneck 19084]

3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

Roommates or not?

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 8/3/2020 at 1:29 AM, elfenix said:

Tho I swear Whataburger employs someone to sit on the burgers

My 13 yo son pointed out to me that InO employs quite a few young curvy women.  He's noticed it at multiple locations.

I wasn't really paying attention.

[purplepride95 6890]

shit use to be scary when I was in college

 

 

[Tom 2959]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

My 13 yo son pointed out to me that InO employs quite a few young curvy women.  He's noticed it at multiple locations.

I wasn't really paying attention.

In-N-Out pays really well, too, which I respect.  You can be a general manager at Whataburger and make $40,000 a year, or you can be a general manager at In-N-Out and make six figures. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Vic Mackey 47027]

52 minutes ago, Tom said:

In-N-Out pays really well, too, which I respect.  You can be a general manager at Whataburger and make $40,000 a year, or you can be a general manager at In-N-Out and make six figures. 

I wonder what Chick Fil A pays their employees? I do know the people working there get much better benefits than other fast food places. Especially when it comes to going to school. I heard they don't want their employees working there their whole lives. It's a stepping stone to better things in life. At both In N Out and Chick Fil A, I hardly ever see middle aged adults working there. It is always high school and college aged kids. Whataburger is the total opposite of the demographic they hire.

Edited August 4, 2020 by Vic Mackey

[Tom 2959]

16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder what Chick Fil A pays their employees? I do know the people working there get much better benefits than other fast food places. Especially when it comes to going to school. I heard they don't want their employees working there their whole lives. It's a stepping stone to better things in life. At both In N Out and Chick Fil A, I hardly ever see middle aged adults working there. It is always high school and college aged kids. Whataburger is the total opposite of the demographic they hire.

 

I worked at Chick-fil-A in high school, so late 90s, 2000ish.  I made about what you'd expect for a high school fast food job, about $8 an hour.  I'm not sure what managers made.  But you're right about the benefits.  They will give scholarships to their employees and help pay for college, and if you work there long enough and meet certain criteria they'll gift you a franchise. 

I know a girl I worked with 20 years ago got her own franchise about 3 or 4 years ago.  She just never left and kept working her way up, and now she's an owner. Another guy I knew was being groomed for one, but he eventually got sick of working in fast food and left.  That was several years ago.

Edited August 4, 2020 by Tom

[purplepride95 6890]

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[futureman 22457]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

She just never left and kept working her way up, and now she's an owner.

what does one net per year by owning a chick-fil-a franchise?  ballpark. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21905]

I don't think you'll net a ballpark.  Maybe a softball field.

[futureman 22457]

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't think you'll net a ballpark.  Maybe a softball field.

throw in jennie finch and you got a deal. 

[TrashMaster G 17553]

On 8/1/2020 at 6:46 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Absolute truth.

On 8/3/2020 at 8:07 AM, Tom said:

 

Yep.  Both are good, and the weird level of hate In-N-Out gets from some on this board and real life is just a regional dick measuring contest.  If Whataburger and In-N-Out were both founded and owned in Iowa, people wouldn't have half as strong of opinions about either of them.

I prefer In-N-Out, mainly for the difference in their service but I also prefer their burgers.  I've sat in Whataburger drive-thrus long enough for my "made to order" food come out cold. That or they're full of crap about always making your food after you order.  I do like that Whataburger has a lot more options than the limited menu at In-N-Out.

WB serves breakfast.  Game, set, match.

[Tom 2959]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what does one net per year by owning a chick-fil-a franchise?  ballpark. 

Your guess is as good as mine.  Google search says an average of $100,000 per year, which seems surprisingly low.  My old boss drove a car and lived in a house that suggested he made more.

[Tom 2959]

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

WB serves breakfast.  Game, set, match.

 

That's a damn good point. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what does one net per year by owning a chick-fil-a franchise?  ballpark. 

I'm guessing it would be about the same as you would charge to blow a guy or $112.69

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

25 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm guessing it would be about the same as you would charge to blow a guy or $112.69

Obviously he don't hustle South Broadway.

Edited August 4, 2020 by Shoxthemonkey

[futureman 22457]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm guessing it would be about the same as you would charge to blow a guy or $112.69

I charge a lot more than that, idiot. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

I hadn't gotten a quote in a while, my bad.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

5 hours ago, Tom said:

My old boss drove a car and lived in a house that suggested he made more.

Are you a recent immigrant to America?  Because that's America 101 right there.

[Trey3216 15346]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

what does one net per year by owning a chick-fil-a franchise?  ballpark. 

Most of them do about $4mm+/yr gross.  They probably net $450-600k out of that and I believe the Managing Partner earns 49% of that if I remember correctly.  
 

so the managing partner/owner of the store will pull $250-300k/ yr out of an average store, much more for a really busy one.  
 

they have serious stipulations as well.  The owner has to work something like 45% of the open store hours which is typically 96hours/wk for most of their stores.  They have to work at least 1 of each shift (breakfast/lunch/dinner) as well.  
 

they pay their folks pretty well, and set them up for success, but they make em work for it too.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Most of them do about $4mm+/yr gross.  They probably net $450-600k out of that and I believe the Managing Partner earns 49% of that if I remember correctly.  
 

so the managing partner/owner of the store will pull $250-300k/ yr out of an average store, much more for a really busy one.  
 

they have serious stipulations as well.  The owner has to work something like 45% of the open store hours which is typically 96hours/wk for most of their stores.  They have to work at least 1 of each shift (breakfast/lunch/dinner) as well.  
 

they pay their folks pretty well, and set them up for success, but they make em work for it too.  

Sounds kind of like Lubys back in the 80s. Those GMs made bank but were always at the restaurant.

[Bullneck 19084]

52 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Sounds kind of like Lubys back in the 80s. Those GMs made bank but were always at the restaurant.

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There were 93 Luby's in August 2015, and this declined to 78 in 2019. Technomic consumer insights senior manager Robert Byrne stated that the fast casual restaurants reduced Luby's market share.^[5]

During the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, Luby's Inc furloughed more than half of its corporate staff and cut the pay of remaining salaried employees by 50 percent. Luby's Inc also applied for and received a loan of US$10 million as part of the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP).^[14]

On June 3, 2020, Luby's Board of Directors announced plans to sell all its operating divisions and assets, including real estate assets.^[15] This decision was influenced in part by circumstances surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic. Net proceeds from transactions will benefit Luby's stockholders. The company does not have a definitive timeline for future transactions, but expects to eventually wind down remaining operations.

Kinda sad.

[futureman 22457]

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Most of them do about $4mm+/yr gross.  They probably net $450-600k out of that and I believe the Managing Partner earns 49% of that if I remember correctly.  
 

so the managing partner/owner of the store will pull $250-300k/ yr out of an average store, much more for a really busy one.  
 

they have serious stipulations as well.  The owner has to work something like 45% of the open store hours which is typically 96hours/wk for most of their stores.  They have to work at least 1 of each shift (breakfast/lunch/dinner) as well.  
 

they pay their folks pretty well, and set them up for success, but they make em work for it too.  

damn 100 hours a week at chick-fil-a?  that’s rough. 

[royiv 9300]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

damn 100 hours a week at chick-fil-a?  that’s rough. 

16 hours per day x 6 days per week = 96 hours per week

96 hours per week x .45 = 43 hours per week

Not a terrible schedule.

[futureman 22457]

13 minutes ago, royiv said:

16 hours per day x 6 days per week = 96 hours per week

96 hours per week x .45 = 43 hours per week

Not a terrible schedule.

ah yeah, thanks.  I misread it.  

[Guest Lobo]

Plus, they get Sundays off! 

Why did they build one inside the Atlanta Falcons stadium if they can't be open the one day a week the Falcons play?  

And does the managing partner of that one also have to be there 45% of store hours because I would imagine they don't get much foot traffic inside that stadium during the week.  

 

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

Yeah. Exactly. And what's the deal with airline food?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trey3216 15346]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

damn 100 hours a week at chick-fil-a?  that’s rough. 

No, the stores are open 96 hours/week.  They have to be on the floor working for about 45, plus their other duties (ordering food, running books, scheduling employees, etc. ) 

 

they don’t want absentee owners 

[mulletpelini 5211]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Plus, they get Sundays off! 

Why did they build one inside the Atlanta Falcons stadium if they can't be open the one day a week the Falcons play?  

And does the managing partner of that one also have to be there 45% of store hours because I would imagine they don't get much foot traffic inside that stadium during the week.  

 

plus the mascot eats chikins

[Rougarou 594]

Dat Nguyen probably makes more money running Chick-Fil-A in Southlake or Grapevine or wherever than he did playing for the Cowboys...and almost as much as playing for the Aggies in the early 90’s

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[leaf 684]

Cadillac 

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[Vic Mackey 47027]

These are a bitch!

[Guest Lobo]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well, he's at a Burger King breaking the cardinal rule that an iron and denim should never meet.  And it looks like he's got an Aggie behind him.  There is so much wrong in this picture that the guy has taken to jotting down notes to commemorate the incidents apparently.  

[Armybrat 40834]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Citroen or Renault.

[purplepride95 6890]

[purplepride95 6890]

[Sbbruin 21848]

This was pretty good.

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In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24.
The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9.
The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.
Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)

 

[Vic Mackey 47027]

I remember listening to Dr Laura every day on the way home from when my mom picked me up from school my freshman year of high school. Haven't heard that name since those days

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[Bullneck 19084]

Old fashioned or maple frosted

[futureman 22457]

maple frosted, my ass