Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Okie State 3821]

 
Corn in any form is garbage.  You should be asking who enjoys eating such a bland food barely fit for livestock that you can't properly digest.  Your type 2 didn't come from eating flour tortillas.  It came from your numerous other poor dietary choices like your 44 oz. of corn syrup-filled Coke.

What the fuck are you rambling on about?

[Tom 2959]

Corn. And bakery goods they use corn in.

[Trey3216 15349]

26 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

I just said I'm not into corn tortillas.  Why would I eat shit?

Because it sounds like you do it willingly. 

[Tom 2959]

9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Because it sounds like you do it willingly. 

 

Imagine Stanning for corn of all things.  I just can't. 

This has been real fun, but I'm out.

[Al Czervik 1229]

This sounds like all the crazy Uncles arguing on Facebook, way to keep it real fellas. 

[futureman 22494]

36 minutes ago, Tom said:

This has been real fun, but I'm out.

 

[MissingInAction 25115]

Tom has never lived in Mexico. 

[Brisketexan 105161]

Tom has never lived in Mexico. 

.....or Texas.

[Irieguy 1059]

On 11/13/2020 at 12:22 PM, futureman said:

where’s Patrice O’Neal?

6 feet under. 

[futureman 22494]

1 minute ago, Irieguy said:

6 feet under. 

no shit.  so are richard and bernie.

[Irieguy 1059]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

no shit.  so are richard and bernie.

Then why ask? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kennythetiger 9397]

9 hours ago, Covri said:

Shoot me, but I’m honestly thinking no mas to frijoles. I like Mexican rice a lot. Tortillas and salsa are non starters. Corn or flour no matter. 

I’m with this gentleman. Rice is great, but never really cared for beans. 

[LebongJames 1813]

Are we only talking in Mexican food? Because if so, I can totally go without rice. But I would have to go no beans if we start talking Thai, cajun, sushi, Indian. No way I could do those without rice.

[MissingInAction 25115]

Rice is the glue that holds all those cuisines together.

[Tom 2959]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

 

 

I just don't care to derail the Facebook thread for two pages about food, even though I do enjoy riling people up over something as subjective and insignificant as food opinions.

[Bullneck 19181]

11 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

This sounds like all the crazy Uncles arguing on Facebook, way to keep it real fellas. 

Something . . Parler . . something

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

NSIAP.

 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

[Paco 1934]

NSIAP.
 

But BJ's definitely seals the deal.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

39 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

If the population of the U.S. is 350,000,000 and everyone catches it a 99% survival rate means 3,500,000 people die.  If the vaccine is 90% effective and everyone it is not effective for catches it then 350,000 people will die.  Saving 3,150,000 just might make it worthwhile.

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If the population of the U.S. is 350,000,000 and everyone catches it a 99% survival rate means 3,500,000 people die.  If the vaccine is 90% effective and everyone it is not effective for catches it then 350,000 people will die.  Saving 3,150,000 just might make it worthwhile.

That is almost word for word my response.  But some people, you just can't reach, so you get what we've had here for weeks.

[SHOOTER12 8811]

On 11/12/2020 at 10:28 PM, Matuka said:

Sweet potato pie, but I'm kinda white.

Agreed

[SHOOTER12 8811]

On 11/13/2020 at 11:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Nah just cheap

[SHOOTER12 8811]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Young Shooter getting ready to take a shit wherever he pleases like a boss.

[Guest Lobo]

15 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I shouldn't have clicked on her twitter feed by it's a Monday in 2020 and I'm a sucker.  

Only looked about 5 or 6, but holy shit...this is part of an overall pattern of trouble with math and logic for Ali Zeck.  Not surprised to find out she is an overall anti-vaxxer, but she also appears to be anti-numbers and anti-reason.  She lists her occupation as "Mental Healer", so you know she know what she's talking about.  

Ali, show me on this periodic table where the science touched you.  

[futureman 22494]

99% > 90%

the math checks out 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, but there's only a 0.1-10.0% chance of that.  

People who finished 8th grade:  "Ali, the positivity rates have gone from 10% to 15%, that's a 50% increase.  It's cause for alarm!"  

Ali:  "No, it's a 5% increase.  If it were a 50% increase, the positivity rates would have climbed to 60%.  Make it make sense please.:

People who finished 8th grade: "No, a 60% increase would be.  You know what?  Nevermind.  Here, drink this."  

Edited November 16, 2020 by Lobo

[futureman 22494]

it was a joke

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I got your joke, I was going with it.  I think we're on the same page as far as sense of humor goes after all these years. 

Or you saying Ali's post was a joke?  Because it certainly fits a pattern of her other tweets.  But then maybe it's some long game humor shit like that trump Redneck that's actually satirizing his followers without them catching on?  

Edited November 16, 2020 by Lobo

[Vic Mackey 47089]

[LebongJames 1813]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Our subs come up with shit like this sometimes and it blows my mind.

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"outlet?  You mean the holes!"  

I think your electrician is Slippery Pete.  

[Incredulity 11675]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can import the other version from Australia.  It's expensive, but worth it.

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1,6,11

[Incredulity 11675]

1,6,11

[tbone_ 14132]

1, 6, and the one where Danny Devito tries to get his lights seen from outer space.

[purplepride95 6890]

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[Trey3216 15349]

Saw this one on FB, but tracked down the youtube video so no one had to get linked to the cesspool unwillingly