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I'm starting to realize some of the rage in people like that doesn't from racism or politics or even their football team doing poorly. It comes from having to fuck fat women all the time.  I mean, sure it was fun every once in awhile in college because they always tried a little harder, but it's nothing to base your politics on.  Though, it is a sturdy base.  

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TRUE STORY 😭😭😭🙏
A man from Texas in the US. and he does carpentry work. This man, every morning, passes in front of a Church on his way to work. One day he took a decision that he must go into the Church at the chapel to greet JESUS before going to his work.
So each day he passes the Church he will go to the chapel and say "JESUS l ‘m here to greet you" he did this for many years and it became part of hm. One day he went to work as usual and fell down from the roof where he was working and had a spinal cord injury, he was taken to many hospitals and there was no remedy to his health and he became paralyzed.
One day at the hospital where he was on his sick bed without hope, his wife left him alone in the room to bring something from the house. A man who dressed in white walked into the room and greeted him saying, "my friend l have come to greet you. JESUS came to visit him since he couldn't come to visit Him as usual. And the sick man said Thank You, the visitor left and this man started to notice changes on his body, and to his greatest surprise, he got up and sat down on the bed still thinking if it was a dream when his wife came and saw him sitting down she thought it was a Ghost and raised alarm ran out from the room. The Doctor and Nurses rushed to the room thinking the sick man is dead, when the Doctor first entered and saw the man sitting comfortably, he also ran back, before he decided to ask him what happened and the healed man told him all that happened,He was visiting JESUS daily for many years but one singular visit by JESUS changed his hopelessness to joy!
My brother, sister and Friend who is reading this message, this is a true life testimony. This happened somewhere.! JESUS lives, do not allow any body to deceive you please. As you type GOD IS GOOD and share this message to 5 different Facebook groups The ancient of days, he will visit you and change your situation before 3 days from now. 8 years of Good luck to does who will share to 5 groups and type amen 🙏
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38 minutes ago, After irth said:

Only 815?  Damn son...need to clean that shit up!

I, too, found that post funny.  Made me feel really good about myself.

I honestly am not sure how to really move it north.  My credit profile is clean as a whistle with no debt, but it seems to have stalled for a few years right about that number.  

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I think the credit agencies actually prefer you utilize, or at least appear to utilize debt. It seems like my score bumps up a few points if I leave a small balance on my credit card for each statement instead of paying it off. It really makes no difference to me though so I just keep paying it off. The whole system is ridiculous in my opinion.

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4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I honestly am not sure how to really move it north.  My credit profile is clean as a whistle with no debt, but it seems to have stalled for a few years right about that number.  

You're exactly right, and the post below yours makes a good point.  I just logged on to check mine, and it's holding steady at 816 for some damn reason.  Go figure.

Will pour another unattainable Bourbon and continue to feel superior as a Surly 1%-er.  Will ask my wife to bring home a 10 that we can bang tonight, after she makes us dinner of course.  Hopefully, she'll have a fat paycheck I can scan after rifling through her purse...ha!

Cheers to you, brother!

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