Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

.that would be one ugly and weirdly hairy pussy

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On 12/28/2020 at 1:41 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What your favorite caliber? 

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17 hours ago, futureman said:

fuck her?

You're not sure?

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17 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

"The Arrival" 

[Longboard Horn 41369]

They did Alamo City wrong 

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by Longboard Horn

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"The Arrival" 

Ahhh, it just doesn't get much better than mid 90s straight to video Charlie Sheen. I highly recommend Beyond the Law for anyone that hasn't seen it.

[Tom 2960]

53 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They did Alamo City wrong 

 

 

I know I'm old and stupid, but can someone explain how those low IQ stupid ass looking spokes can stick two feet out of a wheel and not damage another car while driving in the Houston photo?

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48 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

I know I'm old and stupid, but can someone explain how those low IQ stupid ass looking spokes can stick two feet out of a wheel and not damage another car while driving in the Houston photo?

Remote?

 

 

 

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52 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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 Good for the real for understanding, but what would the smart do?

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[NeverMarryAStripper 22311]

Toilet in the bedroom could be handy

[futureman 22706]

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Toilet in the bedroom could be handy

blumpkins all day

[Kennythetiger 9642]

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Toilet in the bedroom could be handy

Yep. Also interested in the stuffed tits hanging above the clothes dresser. 

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33 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Toilet in the bedroom could be handy

"You really shook something loose in there, champ."

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Toilet in the bedroom could be handy

As close to the wall as it is do you need to sit it "side-saddle"?

 

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

You might be a redneck if someone hollers “Hoedown!” and your girlfriend hits the floor. 

[Speedtrucker 2098]

Ahhh, it just doesn't get much better than mid 90s straight to video Charlie Sheen. I highly recommend Beyond the Law for anyone that hasn't seen it.

Hah, my wife loves that movie. We have it on dvd. It’s so bad it’s good

 
 Good for the real for understanding, but what would the smart do?

*flips to page 1*

if there is ever a stack of millions on the table and you have the ability to take it. Take it.

Fin

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Spending some of my buyout money from being fired from UT. 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

$1000 for water...

https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/consumer-protection/disaster-and-emergency-scams/how-spot-and-report-price-gouging

[tfoolry 8353]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gotta be Kamyar Damaghi’s tab.

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[Jimbaround 987]

Isn’t this a shopped version of Cuban’s tab after the Mavs beat the Heat in MIA in 2011.

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2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

$1000 for water...

1000 something for water. not $1000

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How to tell that a gen-xer owns a business 

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