Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[nnm 36476]

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Same picture with tortillas was NNM. 

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12 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Add slice of white bread with butter as a side dish.

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[SquishMitten 10421]

Well, he can certainly get off a quick shot if anybody grabs him from behind. Grip and twist forward. Belt will take care of the rest

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

The worst. Especially when it’s 30 below and the internals of the pump are extra boggy

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34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

sorry for partying.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 Funny thing is Tom left myspace after 2009 and came over to Facebook 

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Who did this? They disrespected Shawn White

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dilly Dilly!

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22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I’ve eaten worse. 

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On 1/12/2021 at 10:09 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The worst. Especially when it’s 30 below and the internals of the pump are extra boggy

The pumps slow when it is that cold?  Sorry, the coldest I have experienced is -8 or so.  Do you guys not have the pump lock feature where you can get back in your car while pumping gas?

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Seinfeld

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On 1/12/2021 at 10:09 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The worst. Especially when it’s 30 below and the internals of the pump are extra boggy

Yeah I hate when it's 30 degrees below zero outside. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

The pumps slow when it is that cold?  Sorry, the coldest I have experienced is -8 or so.  Do you guys not have the pump lock feature where you can get back in your car while pumping gas?

Ever since i got my current truck, it always causes the splash-back or whatever to kick in when i leave the nozzle going and it shuts off.  how does the gas tank opening take the length?  asking for me.

[markstanco 12586]

Pull the nozzle out about 2 to 3 inches and it works.

[luke duke 6413]

Yes?

[luke duke 6413]

Pull the nozzle out about 2 to 3 inches and it works.

I learned this trick from South Austin’s mom. It makes cleanup a breeze.

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pull the nozzle out about 2 to 3 inches and it works.

negatory, i have tried just about every possible iteration.  it's a little lower % success rate than sex panther.  35% of the time it works every time.

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I learned this trick from South Austin’s mom. It makes cleanup a breeze.

Pull out 2-3 inches huh?

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, The Sopranos.  
 

Only one I even paused on was the Office.

[luke duke 6413]

Pull out 2-3 inches huh?

Is that a lot?

[Tom 2959]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

House, Justified, The Shield.

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Except it says, “Thank You for shopping at Target” on the wall.

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[CooterBrown 18015]

Portland, OR

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

The pumps slow when it is that cold?  Sorry, the coldest I have experienced is -8 or so.  Do you guys not have the pump lock feature where you can get back in your car while pumping gas?

the pumps generally pump fine... it’s the display screen that gets slow when you decline a car wash, no receipt, no hj etc when it’s deathly cold .


Yes I pump lock and hurry back inside my vehicle

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Portland, OR

My instinct too. Baltimore a close second. 

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Beaumont 

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8 hours ago, Tom said:

 

House, Justified, The Shield.

hahaha

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3 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

 

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