Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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18 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

negatory, i have tried just about every possible iteration.  it's a little lower % success rate than sex panther.  35% of the time it works every time.

If it's a Ford product, there is a vent cannister that can get plugged with dust and make the fill process cycle off. Other makes likely have the same thing for EPA reasons. My mechanic charges me $20 to blow that out and then everything works as it should for a year or so. My gravel roads are very dusty so ymmv.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Arlen, Tx

seems obvious 

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7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Portland, OR

 

Edited January 14, 2021 by qwertyu1234

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

Arlen, Tx

seems obvious 

Best me to it. 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

'cause she just got dunked on!

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On 1/13/2021 at 12:57 PM, markstanco said:

Pull the nozzle out about 2 to 3 inches and it works.

That's what she said...

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On 1/14/2021 at 4:33 AM, Longboard Horn said:

KC Missouri

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Reminds me of the fitlump drill picture.

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[ButtFumble 5180]

 

oh wait the first one is the real cosmo cover...

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56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

lulz. what a fuckin whale. 

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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

 

oh wait the first one is the real cosmo cover...

No, it’s not “healthy”. smh

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9 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

No, it’s not “healthy”. smh

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

you could feed a family of four for a year on that fat bitch. 

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6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

There’s a model from that issue that states “health is whatever you want it to be.”  Imagine medical practice if physicians had that attitude. Relativity with truth is going to kill a lot of people.

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health is  a lot like opinions.  Most people's is poor.

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56 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

health is  a lot like opinions.  Most people's is poor.

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Who was it that did the epic whiskey tasting running dialogue?  We need a repeat performance. 

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This idiot

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36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

oh man that is hilarious. For some reason they don't care for their kids dental hygiene and they always have those silver teeth. I wonder if it's from the mindset "what does it matter, they will fall out anyways!"

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On 1/16/2021 at 3:23 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

oh wait the first one is the real cosmo cover...

The crib notes tattoos make it even worse.

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Losing?

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