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I thought it was the coolest thing, evar, to have a pager.  The only problem was no one ever paged me.  After wearing the thing for two months finally one of the secretaries sent a page while watching me in the office.  I almost jumped out of my skin when the thing started buzzing.  People thought that was funny (it was). 

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I thought it was the coolest thing, evar, to have a pager.  The only problem was no one ever paged me.  After wearing the thing for two months finally one of the secretaries sent a page while watching me in the office.  I almost jumped out of my skin when the thing started buzzing.  People thought that was funny (it was). 


That is funny. I do something similar to my dog. She gets excited as fuck when she hears the Ring doorbell tone on my phone. You know how they are... somebody’s here! somebody’s here!

Well around Christmas there was a commercial that had that in it, so I recorded it with my phone. I play it now and then just to fuck with her. I wait for a time when she’s not paying attention and boom! She about jumps out of her skin with excitement. 

It amuses me. What can I say.  

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I just read about this. The woman has a cloth over her head because she is eating Ortolan. It’s a tiny bird that is eaten whole in French cuisine. Some people say the cloth is to keep in the aromas. Others say it’s to hide your shame from God as you eat a bird whole(bones and all). 

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6 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I just read about this. The woman has a cloth over her head because she is eating Ortolan. It’s a tiny bird that is eaten whole in French cuisine. Some people say the cloth is to keep in the aromas. Others say it’s to hide your shame from God as you eat a bird whole(bones and all). 

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12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Broke up with an ex girlfriend over this. She couldn't not keep guys on the backburner and started trying to hide it and didn't beleive that all of them were just trying to fuck her. Including one of her exes. Of course, you'd think the world was ending if I ever hung out with or texted a girl that wasn't her.

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