Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[purplepride95 6890]

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[Trey3216 15450]

[Longboard Horn 41320]

[tbone_ 14412]

Spirit?

Southwest

[Trey3216 15450]

[purplepride95 6890]

[Jerry Callo 8953]

6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

You're lying.  You ain't never met Martin Luther the King.

[Vic Mackey 47848]

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[Bullneck 19454]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

First class has actual beds now.  Mr. Pretzel is in coach.

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[futureman 22664]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

what a time to be alive. 

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[Irieguy 1059]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

[tbone_ 14412]

Whippersnapper

[Vic Mackey 47848]

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[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

1 hour ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

It's a coin operated car 

[Trey3216 15450]

2 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

So South Austin's mom could insert a hose and suck start it.  

[Vic Mackey 47848]

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[nnm 37740]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Upper management material. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

On 3/13/2021 at 9:48 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Nah man that's Galveston

[nnm 37740]

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Nah man that's Galveston

That would be an IMPROVEMENT on Galveston. 

[Trey3216 15450]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That would be an IMPROVEMENT on Galveston. 

Nothing like the smell of hydrazine in the morning 

[markstanco 12773]

Whippersnapper

In my 40s and don't know.

First thought was those deer thingies, but too small.

[Matuka 1320]

The bumper hole is where you would insert the jack.

[Matuka 1320]

The jack...

[Longboard Horn 41320]

[purplepride95 6890]

[Richard Kimball 1517]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Been a long time since I thought of Yukon Cornelius. Wondered what he'd been up to. 

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[SurlyBDR 23103]

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

She needs to lighten up... he did include "With all due respect..."

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[hundredTT 578]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

This has to be one of the most infuriating things about women. Like how fucking insecure are you? My ex would literally yell “love meeee” at times when I was busy. I can’t take the neediness, and have never been more happy to be single in my life...was with someone who had to even call and talk to me after she left work until she got home. Ughhh

[futureman 22664]

36 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

This has to be one of the most infuriating things about women. Like how fucking insecure are you? My ex would literally yell “love meeee” at times when I was busy. I can’t take the neediness, and have never been more happy to be single in my life...was with someone who had to even call and talk to me after she left work until she got home. Ughhh

you will never be able to accept love until you can love yourself.  keep your chin up, big guy.  

[SurlyBDR 23103]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

you will never be able to accept love until you can fist yourself.  keep your chin up, big guy.  

fiffutureman

[futureman 22664]

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

fiffutureman

the fist is not love. believe me. 

[purplepride95 6890]

[Vic Mackey 47848]

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Interview with Big Tony

 

[tbone_ 14412]

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This is legit

[Post Oak 20551]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Interview with Big Tony

 

I missed it.  What happened to his voice?