Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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[Longboard Horn 40143]

[tbone_ 14022]

Spirit?

Southwest

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[Jerry Callo 8665]

6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

You're lying.  You ain't never met Martin Luther the King.

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[Bullneck 18987]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

First class has actual beds now.  Mr. Pretzel is in coach.

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[futureman 22415]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

what a time to be alive. 

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[Irieguy 1059]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

[tbone_ 14022]

Whippersnapper

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

1 hour ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

It's a coin operated car 

[Trey3216 15325]

2 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’ll bite. What is that for?

So South Austin's mom could insert a hose and suck start it.  

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[nnm 36095]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Upper management material. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

On 3/13/2021 at 9:48 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Nah man that's Galveston

[nnm 36095]

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Nah man that's Galveston

That would be an IMPROVEMENT on Galveston. 

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That would be an IMPROVEMENT on Galveston. 

Nothing like the smell of hydrazine in the morning 

[markstanco 12507]

Whippersnapper

In my 40s and don't know.

First thought was those deer thingies, but too small.

[Matuka 1305]

The bumper hole is where you would insert the jack.

[Matuka 1305]

The jack...

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[Richard Kimball 1492]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Been a long time since I thought of Yukon Cornelius. Wondered what he'd been up to. 

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[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

She needs to lighten up... he did include "With all due respect..."

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[hundredTT 576]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

This has to be one of the most infuriating things about women. Like how fucking insecure are you? My ex would literally yell “love meeee” at times when I was busy. I can’t take the neediness, and have never been more happy to be single in my life...was with someone who had to even call and talk to me after she left work until she got home. Ughhh

[futureman 22415]

36 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

This has to be one of the most infuriating things about women. Like how fucking insecure are you? My ex would literally yell “love meeee” at times when I was busy. I can’t take the neediness, and have never been more happy to be single in my life...was with someone who had to even call and talk to me after she left work until she got home. Ughhh

you will never be able to accept love until you can love yourself.  keep your chin up, big guy.  

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5 minutes ago, futureman said:

you will never be able to accept love until you can fist yourself.  keep your chin up, big guy.  

fiffutureman

[futureman 22415]

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

fiffutureman

the fist is not love. believe me. 

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Interview with Big Tony

 

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This is legit

[Post Oak 20184]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Interview with Big Tony

 

I missed it.  What happened to his voice?