Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[purplepride95 6890]

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[General Specific 3484]

And you wondered why gasoline can only be dispensed into "approved containers."

Great, thanks asshole. Now we all will have “warning labels” on all bags of all types…

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Well, thanks for the PSA....

[MissingInAction 25478]

I could see any woman I know doing the same fucking thing. A few "men" as well.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Kennythetiger 9584]

38 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

Much better than gasoline in a diesel tank, though. 

[Zeus 6753]

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

18 hours ago, futureman said:

you forgot what pronouns were?

A lot of it. Relearning algebra and English and (which was fun) some science experiments.

[Zeus 6753]

oops

Edited May 13, 2021 by Zeus
saw it just was already posted here

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[retsevlys 408]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, retsevlys said:

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

No, but you can jimmy it into the radiator just fine.

[EE2B 1569]

A guy I work with accidentally put DEF in his diesel tank while he was traveling. He started it up and immediately realized something was wrong so he shut it back down. I want to say the final bill was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15k. He got lucky that his insurance has a dumbass clause and they covered it.

[Hate 20232]

9 minutes ago, EE2B said:

A guy I work with accidentally put DEF in his diesel tank while he was traveling. He started it up and immediately realized something was wrong so he shut it back down. I want to say the final bill was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15k. He got lucky that his insurance has a dumbass clause and they covered it.

That's mostly why we have insurance.

[futureman 22664]

24 minutes ago, retsevlys said:

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

it’s not real. she’s posting as a joke. 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s not real. she’s posting as a joke. 

[SHOOTER12 8883]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

No way that's for reelz, no way.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[956 Worldwide 35516]

12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Much better than gasoline in a diesel tank, though. 

Lulz.  
 

Gotta cop to my own moment of dumbass. In the country I live, diesel handle is black and regular unleaded is green, which goes against every trained instinct I have.  Diesel won’t fit in my own vehicle’s opening, which saved my ass a few times.

BUT I had a diesel rental once (much more common here for even small cars). Stopped to fill up before return, merrily filled the thing up with regular without a care. I noticed my shithead move before starting the car, luckily.  Stood there staring at the car for a good five minutes trying to think of a way to explain this that didn’t involve me being a dumbass.  Then I gave up and called the rental company. They were surprisingly cool, said that it happened and since I called them instead of trying to drive it or deny it, I wasn’t even on the hook for the tow and draining of fuel system. /csb

[Jerry Callo 8952]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Gotta cop to my own moment of dumbass.

Back in college, I filled my diesel Jetta with gasoline once.  Drove back to my apartment, drained gas, dropped and cleaned the gas tank, filled up with diesel, no harm no foul.

[Goredho 17627]

I am apparently friends with Thujone on Facebook:

 

[purplepride95 6890]

guilty

[Longboard Horn 41319]

[Longboard Horn 41319]

[purplepride95 6890]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[purplepride95 6890]

[NWBuck 8619]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I call bullshit. Unless she's a housekeeper, how would she know what a "laundry basket" is for?

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

Buttworms beg to differ. 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

It's piss??

[Vic Mackey 47846]

...

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Longboard Horn 41319]

[elfenix 34658]

I call bullshit. Unless she's a housekeeper, how would she know what a "laundry basket" is for?

That pic is illustrative of what a laundry basket is for?

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Bullneck 19454]

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

[markstanco 12773]

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

Just use an aluminum pan from wal mart then. Same thing but easier.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

[elfenix 34658]

soap doesn't remove seasoning.  the stuff that comes off from some soap is grime that shouldn't be in there.

[Kennythetiger 9584]

36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

That skillet saw WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, and Kenny Rogers. Soap isn’t going to hurt it. 

[Bullneck 19454]

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

59 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

Just use an aluminum pan from wal mart then. Same thing but easier.

Actually, no.  

It cleans easier than any pan I've ever had.  

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That skillet saw WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, and Kenny Rogers. Soap isn’t going to hurt it. 

It was also used to knock out my grandfather at Thanksgiving dinner one year.  That skillet has seen some shit.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

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[Vic Mackey 47846]

[Vic Mackey 47846]

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