Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[purplepride95 6890]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[General Specific 3233]

And you wondered why gasoline can only be dispensed into "approved containers."

Great, thanks asshole. Now we all will have “warning labels” on all bags of all types…

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Well, thanks for the PSA....

[MissingInAction 24824]

I could see any woman I know doing the same fucking thing. A few "men" as well.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Kennythetiger 9335]

38 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

Much better than gasoline in a diesel tank, though. 

[Zeus 5950]

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

18 hours ago, futureman said:

you forgot what pronouns were?

A lot of it. Relearning algebra and English and (which was fun) some science experiments.

[Zeus 5950]

oops

Edited May 13, 2021 by Zeus
saw it just was already posted here

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[retsevlys 408]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, retsevlys said:

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

No, but you can jimmy it into the radiator just fine.

[EE2B 1561]

A guy I work with accidentally put DEF in his diesel tank while he was traveling. He started it up and immediately realized something was wrong so he shut it back down. I want to say the final bill was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15k. He got lucky that his insurance has a dumbass clause and they covered it.

[Hate 20103]

9 minutes ago, EE2B said:

A guy I work with accidentally put DEF in his diesel tank while he was traveling. He started it up and immediately realized something was wrong so he shut it back down. I want to say the final bill was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15k. He got lucky that his insurance has a dumbass clause and they covered it.

That's mostly why we have insurance.

[futureman 22415]

24 minutes ago, retsevlys said:

I thought a diesel nozzle wouldn't fit in a gasoline tank.  

it’s not real. she’s posting as a joke. 

[SurlyBDR 22650]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s not real. she’s posting as a joke. 

[SHOOTER12 8789]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, thanks for the PSA....

No way that's for reelz, no way.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[956 Worldwide 34444]

12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Much better than gasoline in a diesel tank, though. 

Lulz.  
 

Gotta cop to my own moment of dumbass. In the country I live, diesel handle is black and regular unleaded is green, which goes against every trained instinct I have.  Diesel won’t fit in my own vehicle’s opening, which saved my ass a few times.

BUT I had a diesel rental once (much more common here for even small cars). Stopped to fill up before return, merrily filled the thing up with regular without a care. I noticed my shithead move before starting the car, luckily.  Stood there staring at the car for a good five minutes trying to think of a way to explain this that didn’t involve me being a dumbass.  Then I gave up and called the rental company. They were surprisingly cool, said that it happened and since I called them instead of trying to drive it or deny it, I wasn’t even on the hook for the tow and draining of fuel system. /csb

[Jerry Callo 8665]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Gotta cop to my own moment of dumbass.

Back in college, I filled my diesel Jetta with gasoline once.  Drove back to my apartment, drained gas, dropped and cleaned the gas tank, filled up with diesel, no harm no foul.

[Goredho 17349]

I am apparently friends with Thujone on Facebook:

 

[purplepride95 6890]

guilty

[Longboard Horn 40145]

[Longboard Horn 40145]

[purplepride95 6890]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[purplepride95 6890]

[NWBuck 8548]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I call bullshit. Unless she's a housekeeper, how would she know what a "laundry basket" is for?

[Prepuce of Doom 20988]

4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

Buttworms beg to differ. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

It's piss??

[Vic Mackey 46936]

...

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Longboard Horn 40145]

[elfenix 34171]

I call bullshit. Unless she's a housekeeper, how would she know what a "laundry basket" is for?

That pic is illustrative of what a laundry basket is for?

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Bullneck 18987]

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

[markstanco 12509]

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

Just use an aluminum pan from wal mart then. Same thing but easier.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

[elfenix 34171]

soap doesn't remove seasoning.  the stuff that comes off from some soap is grime that shouldn't be in there.

[Kennythetiger 9335]

36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

That skillet saw WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, and Kenny Rogers. Soap isn’t going to hurt it. 

[Bullneck 18987]

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

59 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

^ I have that very same Lodge cast iron pan and I put soap on it this morning.  Fuck the anti-soapers.

Just use an aluminum pan from wal mart then. Same thing but easier.

Actually, no.  

It cleans easier than any pan I've ever had.  

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That skillet saw WWI, the Great Depression, WWII, and Kenny Rogers. Soap isn’t going to hurt it. 

It was also used to knock out my grandfather at Thanksgiving dinner one year.  That skillet has seen some shit.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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