Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

[SquishMitten 10493]

It's not totally right. Nemo would still have to become the alpha fish to earn the right to bang his dadmom. However, he's been through some shit, so he'd be the odds on favorite to claim the title.

Edited May 19, 2021 by SquishMitten

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19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It's not totally right. Nemo would still have to become the alpha fish to earn the right to bang his dadmom. However, he's been through some shit, so he'd be the odds on favorite to claim the title.

But with his dad being previous king, wouldn’t nemo be first in line for the throne?

I mean nemo’s mom wasn’t banging her brother right?

[SquishMitten 10493]

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think this thread is done.

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Neither of those can be considered chili.

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46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.

But where does the watery tart fit in to all this?

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.

Certainly can’t go wielding supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at him. 
 

Not like he could catch it. That whole lacking opposable thumb thing.

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why not both.gif

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It ain’t gonna touch down; we’re fine.

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Damn…not even June yet

[nnm 37737]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Onions. Devil weed. 

[TKthunder2 5058]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ketchup, because I’m not a child.

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

Onions. Devil weed. 

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Just now, TKthunder2 said:

Ketchup, because I’m not a child.

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Onions. Devil weed. 

You got lost on your way to the unpopular food opinions thread

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25 minutes ago, nnm said:

Onions. Devil weed. 

This guy eats his steaks well done.

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On 5/14/2021 at 11:32 AM, purplepride95 said:

I think dropping 40lbs has more to do w it than shaving the beard and ditching the glasses

[Born to Run 6598]

That homie is scrared AF. Cops man.

[Born to Run 6598]

My kid thought I had some redneck superhero skill when he was in Elementary school and I would sharpen his pencils with my pocket knife. My work was a little more tidy tho..

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cheese, because then it's no longer a hamburger?

Edited May 20, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Are people this simplistic? Much more to owning a home than affording the mortgage payment lulz

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16 hours ago, nnm said:

Onions. Devil weed. 

Boooo this man, boooooo

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Sugar Burger and Cheese Fries

(Rodeo Goat)

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22 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 5/20/2021 at 11:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:

That homie is scrared AF. Cops man.

He has seen what happens to dogs when the cops come.