Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The bed said get the fuck out of here, the toilet said you're full of shit, and the sink said your life is going down the drain.

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5 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Lol
I had that cap but I preferred my apex leather and suede cap more

I still have said cap

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Whoever wrote that meme knows nothing about scoring baseball

Edited May 27, 2021 by NeverMarryAStripper

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Looks like a physical large to me. 

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WalMart medium

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Waiting for Vic’s report on the onlyfans 

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Flight risk, no bond 

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Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?

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Anyone that puts soap in my grandmother’s 100 year old cast iron skillet dies

Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?

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That’s what all the kids were wearing when I was raising mine. 

Time to schedule your 4th prostate exam

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ouch

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16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Flight risk, no bond 

I know this kid. He briefly worked for me as a bar back a few years ago. He was a nice kid, looks like he’s made some bad choices over the years. 

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19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

who is that?  she really not talk to white reporters?

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39 minutes ago, futureman said:

who is that?  she really not talk to white reporters?

Lori Lightfoot, the current one-term mayor of Chicago. 

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27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Octopus are way too smart to eat. They are delicious but I won’t eat them anymore.

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39 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Octopus are way too smart to eat. They are delicious but I won’t eat them anymore.

I feel the exact same way. 

And I will harangue my dining companions if I can't talk them out of ordering it. 

I'd ask that anyone who likes to eat octopus, please watch this short video of badassery and then give some thought to changing your stance. 

 

Edited May 29, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

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If I see octopus on the menu I’m probably ordering it.