Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Bullneck 18987]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

901 is Memphis, BTW.  

[futureman 22415]

someone send a text to britney 

[Al Czervik 1228]

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

someone send a text to britney 

As if 95% of this hasn’t already. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Tits and ass.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Kennythetiger 9335]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Same amount of Super Bowl wins, what’s the big deal?  

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

...except that so many of the people questioning what the government and corporations are telling us happen to be racist Nazi conspiracy theorists...

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That says I'm older than dirt, but I'm not.  It was still under warranty when I played in it as a baby, though.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

"She's a guy."

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[TKthunder2 4981]

19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Buy Amazon stock.

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Buy Apple stock.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Wut

[Mileslong 4715]

This FB sloot I’m friends with made me tear up with her heartwarming Memorial Day tribute to our fallen soldiers by letting her enormous jugs fall out of her bikini top...

[Prepuce of Doom 20988]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

This FB sloot I’m friends with made me tear up with her heartwarming Memorial Day tribute to our fallen soldiers by letting her enormous jugs fall out of her bikini top...

No bikini, no jugs out. 

And what happened on Memorial Day 2018?

Edited May 31, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[futureman 22415]

texas! and our specialty is chicken.  

[MAUFRAIS 6574]

Texas doesn’t have white bbq sauce.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Don't get married

[futureman 22415]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"She's a guy."

you fucked a tranny. I’m not surprised. 

[ztejas 43266]

On 5/29/2021 at 10:31 PM, SurlyBDR said:

This is me after waking up from a drunken pass out realizing I haven't ate anything in way too long. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Yellow>>>>red Wendy's

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Al Czervik 1228]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Someone needs to introduce Wealth Builder to Buzz Killington. 
5% down in Austin? Good luck with that. 

[LebongJames 1787]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Better budget for a DWI as well. $150 on drinks in any city in Texas is going to get you lit.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Move away now.

Edited June 1, 2021 by SA-KC_Horn

[ABSR 5289]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lower your standards.

[ABSR 5289]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Don't double post.

Edited June 1, 2021 by ABSR

[Longboard Horn 40144]

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Ummm.... okay?

[Trey3216 15325]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ummm.... okay?

The only way she can get someone to look at her ass