Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[nnm 37737]

14 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

The only way she can get someone to look at her ass 

Does she have one? Legit question. 

[Trey3216 15450]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Does she have one? Legit question. 

Forgot to put the token " " 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ummm.... okay?

This isn't the "No-ass shit we see on Facebook" thread. 

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4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ummm.... okay?

Should say "start looking for my ass".

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Supra every day

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[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

He gonna kill her, too?

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50 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He gonna kill her, too?

Odds are he's thinking it's worth a shot. 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

 

𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒚. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑰 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆. 𝑰𝒕 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑰 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚. 𝑮𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝑬𝑺𝑼𝑺. 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒙 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅'𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑩𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑮𝒐𝒅'𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆? 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅. 𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅 30 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚. 𝑫𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒚, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆. 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕. 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆? 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅! 𝑨 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚. 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆. 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑫𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑ost 𝒕𝒐 10 groups 𝒊𝒏 10 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

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[Hmbre97 6337]

x,x,1,2

[nnm 37737]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The choade thread is that way ——>

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[Trey3216 15450]

[Kennythetiger 9584]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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X,2,1,X

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[Bullneck 19454]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Get rid of the mayo and it's a Bullneck Burger.

[jetsfan76 779]

What if it's cream cheese?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

Maybe the cook just really likes you

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[purplepride95 6890]

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Starting Monday

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6 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

I’m in my 40s and the eye thing still gets me. 

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[Jersey Man10 3748]

Futureman or NowThis?

[Born to Run 6598]

3 and 4 at the same damn time, everytime or I'm out.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

3 and 4 plus lemon. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Defeated?

 

[Longboard Horn 41319]

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

[66BUFF 2608]

16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

That look was late 70's

[futureman 22664]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

@Vic Mackey can you let us know?

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[mention=381]Vic Mackey[/mention] can you let us know?

It's true. Also had Terrell to that list.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

[mention=381]Vic Mackey[/mention] can you let us know?

It's true. Also had Terrell to that list.

Don't sleep on Quinlan. 

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9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Take #1, squirt half a bottle in a bowl then mix in some:

 

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On 6/2/2021 at 5:44 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don't sleep on Quinlan. 

Meth capital of east Texas 

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