Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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The chivalrous thing to do is a quick spit cleaning. Its your duty as a gentleman. 

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

Houston area, I'll roll with Porter, Splendora, Huffman, Texas City...Pasadena is all cholas now.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That’s a snache 

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

Lillington NC, visiting Fayetteville on payday (the troops', not theirs.)

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22 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

That scrawny bitch is definitely a BS meth head. Probably lives in a homeless camp in the local wooded areas...like near the cemetery. The other 2 are toss ups for Mesquite, Seagoville, PG and maybe even Garland

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I’m glad I look at that and just say uh, elsewhere.

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1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

That scrawny bitch is definitely a BS meth head. Probably lives in a homeless camp in the local wooded areas...like near the cemetery. The other 2 are toss ups for Mesquite, Seagoville, PG and maybe even Garland

That’s the funniest shit I’ve read all year; but I’m baked. 

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1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

That scrawny normal size bitch is definitely a BS meth head. Probably lives in a homeless camp in the local wooded areas...like near the cemetery. The other 2 are toss ups for Mesquite, Seagoville, PG and maybe even Garland

fifnormal size folk

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2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That scrawny bitch is definitely a BS meth head. Probably lives in a homeless camp in the local wooded areas...like near the cemetery. The other 2 are toss ups for Mesquite, Seagoville, PG and maybe even Garland

Grand Prairie can't represent?

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Grand Prairie can't represent?

Keep that shit in Tarrant County. These chicas are too big

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I don't think I ever even saw anything running around the TaCoJaCo campus that hefty

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On 6/3/2021 at 9:50 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

On 6/3/2021 at 11:11 PM, Born to Run said:

On 6/3/2021 at 9:50 PM, SurlyBDR said:

3 and 4 at the same damn time, everytime or I'm out.

That is the only correct response 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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7. 4 undergrad, 3 law school. Unless you’re on the extended undergrad path. 

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actually my law school, it was very common to have part-timers who went for four years. Or people that did the LLM between undergrad and law school.  And then all the 5 year students from Fresno State and San Diego State...so yeah probably more 8 year folks than us 7 year folks, probably 60/40+ in that regard.  

Nobody calls any of them doctors though. 

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On 6/3/2021 at 11:29 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Mesquite, Balch Springs, Seagoville 

Ferris/Palmer.

Edited June 6, 2021 by threesheets

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Narrator: Nobody read it.  Ever.

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Charcoal/wood smoker. He couldn’t have lit it without opening it, removing the grate, putting some charcoal or wood in, putting some lighter fluid on, replacing the grate, and striking a match/lighter.
 

Chances are he would’ve seen the gas can at some point in that process. 

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It's an offset smoker. If you're grilling, yeah you'd open it up, but if you're smoking you set up a fire in the box to the right

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Wife is obviously trying to kill her husband. 

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Dick is the best I can do about this one and the girls will be able to afford it 

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 Anyone else having trouble seeing BDR's images?  I just see the "broken link" icon.

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Strange. Still doing it how I've always done through imgbb.com