Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[texasjacket 289]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So no means yes?

[SurlyBDR 22,644]

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

35 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

The comments were probably all kinds of awesome.

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

[TexTexTex 104]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'll take orange, solid investment

[PvilleStang 2,844]

Blue, because FUCK OU!

[tokamak 6,351]

Blue is the way to go depending on how many teams I get to designate as "rivals". Technically we're rivals with the entire Big 12, right?

[Longboard Horn 40,124]

[Longboard Horn 40,124]

A pimp named Slickback is real!

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

Lol @ Mr Pookie

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[Vic Mackey 46,932]

All the thirsty dudes coming out.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,052]

Father of the Year 

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

[SurlyBDR 22,644]

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

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[Longboard Horn 40,124]

[Longboard Horn 40,124]

[Longboard Horn 40,124]

[tfoolry 8,179]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

P p  Pickle

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[Jersey Man10 3,506]

Uhhhhh. No. Maybe 1985 and up.

[rage-a-holic 4,306]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not a problem. My servants will be buying alcohol and drugs for me.

[luke duke 6,384]

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[Whitman 694]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why is the porch light down so low? 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hell yeah.  I’ll pay someone to buy my shit for me.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Is this one of those deals where they dress up a corpse and put some props around them to remember the way they lived?

[Trey3216 15,325]

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is this one of those deals where they dress up a corpse and put some props around them to remember the way they lived?

He’s dead, Jim. 

[PvilleStang 2,844]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I could make a lot of homebrew for $3B...

[Trey3216 15,325]

36 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I could make a lot of homebrew for $3B...

You could buy a 5% stake in Constellation Brands and they would probably ship you free beer

[HOOKEM4 5,017]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

You could buy a 5% stake in Constellation Brands and they would probably ship you free beer

And weed.....

[luke duke 6,384]

Why is the porch light down so low? 

Because, ghetto.

Real answer: It was probably added after the fact. The fixture is probably directly behind the switch. This eliminates the need to fish wire up the wall and repair any drywall. Ghetto.

[MissingInAction 24,810]

Maybe they like to read on the porch. 

Buncha ghettoists on this site.

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

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[Pogo 284]

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Any guesses on what it says under his eyelids?  Fuck everyone?  $5 hand jobs?  I love cats?

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The Texas Syndicate is a really nice organization.

[Sbbruin 21,708]

On 8/14/2018 at 10:21 AM, Vic Mackey said:

She looks like one of those cruel tragedies of being fat but still having small tits.  The worst.

[Sbbruin 21,708]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

I'd give Ms. Pickle my pickle.

[PvilleStang 2,844]

25 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

She looks like one of those cruel tragedies of being fat but still having small tits.  The worst.

Back off, man, that's Vic's future ex wife.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

9 hours ago, Whitman said:

Why is the porch light down so low? 

She's so fat she has created a rip in space/time.

[SurlyBDR 22,644]

[Trey3216 15,325]

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

Because, ghetto.

Real answer: It was probably added after the fact. The fixture is probably directly behind the switch. This eliminates the need to fish wire up the wall and repair any drywall. Ghetto.

 

I honestly thought it was party of her HurrDid for a minute