Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[mchookem 16728]

23 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Jimmy Smits. #noracist

and James Cromwell bottom right.. but the rest, yeah 😄

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[Vic Mackey 47846]

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On 6/18/2021 at 7:33 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Pretty sure the dude on the lower left corner is named either Sammy Jankis or Leonard Shelby, but I can’t remember which. You see, I have this condition.

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I like this guy.

[Born to Run 6598]

My lady and I got real fucked up at a Dead and Co show and decided we should follow them and other jam bands around and just chill man.
My customer skill level would have been exactly this. Cut out all the dumb shit upfront.
Respect

However, my grill cheese game is epic. I like to finish with a crust of parmesan and butter and I'm charging way more you hippy fucks.

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On 6/11/2021 at 9:00 AM, Longboard Horn said:

@Uncle Boobs knows how many licks it takes.

[achooloco 1086]

19 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

Knew a spot similar to this in Argentina in 2001-2002. Think ugi pizza or some shit like that. Had tons of locations across BA. had only large cheese pizza Or slices. Your one possible topping was oregano that you applied after you got your pie. 

fucking awesome cheap pizza all things considered. Think it was about a couple dollars or something crazy cheap for the whole pie. On at least two occasions I saw people roll in, order, and by the time they were done pulling out money from their wallet/purse, the pie was boxed and in their hands. Fuckers hadn’t even paid yet and already had a hot cheese pizza. Good shit 

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I wish I could read under where it says "that's enough"

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I wish I could read under where it says "that's enough"

Looks like it says “If you want a drink go to the place that sells drinks” or something similar.

The sign in the window is awesome. “Get your wallets out but don’t get your hopes up.”

[Longboard Horn 41319]

Happy Father’s Day 

 

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aggy after Texas baseball game: sec sec sec

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Wow!!!!!

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Wow!!!!!

Palabra

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Wtf

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If that's the best you can do, you do what you gotta do.

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

On 6/20/2021 at 6:10 PM, achooloco said:

Knew a spot similar to this in Argentina in 2001-2002. Think ugi pizza or some shit like that. Had tons of locations across BA. had only large cheese pizza Or slices. Your one possible topping was oregano that you applied after you got your pie. 

fucking awesome cheap pizza all things considered. Think it was about a couple dollars or something crazy cheap for the whole pie. On at least two occasions I saw people roll in, order, and by the time they were done pulling out money from their wallet/purse, the pie was boxed and in their hands. Fuckers hadn’t even paid yet and already had a hot cheese pizza. Good shit 

In 1997, Ugi's had both cheese pizza AND onion pizza to choose from. 

Both sucked in my opinion. Savings of time and money didn't justify the crappitude. 

Edited June 22, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

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18 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I gotta say, that would *really* freak me out. I mean, I work at home and my nearest coworker lives 90 miles away.

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16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I gotta say, that would *really* freak me out. I mean, I work at home and my nearest coworker lives 90 miles away.

the power and accuracy of that loogie would have to be like a world record or something.

[Kennythetiger 9584]

That, is one magic loogie. 

[Shady Ray 1633]

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

the power and accuracy of that loogie would have to be like a world record or something.

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8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

 

 

Looks fun until it's time to drain the water. 

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[CooterBrown 18272]

 
Looks fun until it's time to drain the water. 

It’ll eventually evaporate.

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