Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[MissingInAction 24810]

Vegas and NOLA are the only cities that have taken my best shot and spit me back out a quivering mess.

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On 7/10/2021 at 3:57 PM, Hanrahan said:

I am sad to learn the world is still not affording Justin the means to get laid.

You would have thought that the Coors Light Silver Bullet Express would have picked up Justin on it's way to Pussy Town. Sadly it sounds like his Denver relocation hasn't solved any of his problems.

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[tbone_ 14020]

I don’t get it.

[conVINCEd 21468]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it.

Morning after pill?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

28 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Morning after pill?

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well, I suppose that’s slightly better than her buying the value pack at Costco.

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[tbone_ 14020]

Honestly kind of glad I didn’t know that.

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[futureman 22414]

53 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

fake. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Fake in that she' not really the 2017 World Trampoline Champion, of fake in that her droopy tits are photoshopped?

[General Specific 3232]

Damn. By the time she is 40, those things will be down to her knees!

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[Brothahorn 10085]

Uncle John?

[davidg 4025]

Honestly kind of glad I didn’t know that.

But is anyone surprised that NMAS knows all about it?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Ha Ha I've been shooting blanks since 1986

Edited July 13, 2021 by NeverMarryAStripper

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Edited July 13, 2021 by Vic Mackey

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder if his cat is bringing him the poop knife 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sweet J's and a couple of nice 4's on the bristol stool chart in the toilet.

[tbone_ 14020]

Ha Ha I've been shooting blanks since 1986

Still not surprised

[Prepuce of Doom 20983]

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Sweet J's and a couple of nice 4's on the bristol stool chart in the toilet.

4.5 IMHO. Note the slightly shaggy edges. 

[markstanco 12504]

Damn. By the time she is 40, those things will be down to her knees!

Pretty sure she is 40 by now.

[General Specific 3232]

Pretty sure she is 40 by now.

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[markstanco 12504]

Page 414 getting weird

[Jerry Callo 8663]

*Smell that Ernie, . . .

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