Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Incredulity 11876]

WTF is the creature in the sink.

 

[nineliveslost 3008]

49 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

WTF is the creature in the sink.

 

Chupacabra?

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[cmontexas 3371]

Sopa de Macaco

[Irieguy 1059]

21 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I have seen people do it at Galveston and Rockport especially at spring break when the weather can still be cooler.....in fact the year me and 3 friends went to Rockport in a 72 Impala with the top sawed off and the drivers side Tboned in so the door could not even open and "planned to find some friends and crash in their room" I was jealous of the people with the UHaul truck

one night we stayed in the car, one night we all crammed in a cheap ass hotel we could finally find a room at and one night our friend with the Impala picked up a girl who's friend had picked up a guy that was staying at his friends beach house.....so the girl our friend picked up snuck us in the downstairs to sleep

the last night I said fuck this and caught a ride home with two guys in a Toyota Truck towing a dune buggy.....my friends slept in the car again that night and froze their asses off

it would not have been so bad in the car except the fuckers on Rockport drive up and down the beach all day AND ALL NIGHT in a giant circle moving .5 mph in the night you could smell breaks and clutches burning up from the same fucking cars and trucks driving around

 

edited to say I also thought post #20742  might belong in the Vic Mackey Friend's Food thread

Fascinating. Where did you sleep the next 900 nights?  Spare no detail. Also, it’s brakes. All gas, no brakes. 

Edited July 17, 2021 by Irieguy

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7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Go on....

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[Fudbelty 2810]

Shit on FB that gives you anxiety

[Trey3216 15452]

16 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

is Disney remaking the Fifth Element? 

Let the sun shine 

[Trey3216 15452]

16 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

is Disney remaking the Fifth Element? 

Let the sun shine 

[Jerry Callo 8960]

15 hours ago, Incredulity said:

WTF is the creature in the sink.

 

[CooterBrown 18288]

Interesting that he’d know what his homie’s dick tastes like.

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That’s got to be Houston.

[Vic Mackey 47960]

That’s got to be Houston.

It's is indeed.

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[conVINCEd 21477]

12 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Shit on FB that gives you anxiety

Imagine the anxiety it gives you if you have previously fallen out of a chair lift.

[futureman 22702]

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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lulz

[Prepuce of Doom 21286]

[MissingInAction 25556]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Imagine the anxiety it gives you if you have previously fallen out of a chair lift.

Imagine if I were white.

[demos 3036]

Anyone doing 1 or 2 should be beaten with a rubber hose.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The reflector ties it together nicely.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Anyone doing 1 or 2 should be beaten with a rubber hose.

3.5..

[qwertyu1234 497]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

lulz

accidently quoted the wrong post smh...

5,8,9

Edited July 18, 2021 by qwertyu1234

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2, 7, 8.

Esp. when eaten directly out of the freezer for 2 & 7.

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[Irieguy 1059]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?

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[ROFL BOX 6655]

Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?

I am thinking she's leaning hard R.

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[conVINCEd 21477]

5 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?

In the box.

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[futureman 22702]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

parants. 

[Bullneck 19528]

^^^^ Sadly, it is very likely I'm going to Hell.

[Heisenberg 162]

Spotted near Hufsmith, which is a suburb of Tomball.

 

Edited July 18, 2021 by Heisenberg

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